<i>It is so fucked up good.  </i>


    <b> - Anonymous 34</b>


    <i>Gave me gorgeous giraffe smiles peppered with green adventurous trouts and giant meditative eels like sprinkles on a five-star meal, a coral reef to the eye vibes. Utterly delicious!  </i>


    <b>                         - Sacked Chef Shick


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    <i>''Versus Western'' is equal parts EGOTISTICAL (all about me, me), WISE (Mim) and a joke (Meme). All that, to me, adds up to a M grade, Merkin.     </i>


    <b> - DogLoveliest</b>Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author.


    <i>Think of Cinderella wearing the slipper only to discover its actually not the slipper but Sleipnir, that eight legged horse which also discovers that its not actually an eight legged horse but slippy, a code-name of a agent so sleepy, that agent has never actually slipped into a gent role because a men’s public toilet never has a roll when the agent was a boy. That’s how WTF ‘Versus Western’ is.</i>


    <b>- Chancellor Eggplant</b>


    <i>Its Girls’ Last Tour meets The Money Store.   </i>


    <b> - Junkie Juggs</b>


    <i>All peak mid. Pick mead instead. I did and enjoyed it WAAAAAAAY better.</i>


    <b> -Mr Guitar ''n Tracksuit</b>