Introduction: Going to bed after finally finishing the story of Harry Potter. I woke up to a banging and the sound of a woman telling me to wake up. Dear god, I am Harry Potter. Oh, hell no I don't want anything to do with this. Screw Dumbledor, screw the Dursley's, and most importantly screw Voldemort. If I'm going to live through this, it's going to go my way....