Introduction: 鈥淵ou've got ten years to take over the world,鈥濃€?aid the travelling salesgod to Bobby. Luckily Bobby was audacious enough to ask for a signing bonus, so he at least has the power to get the job done... Technically.Armed with a System, his manners, and a possum he ran over on his way home, this will probably be the most destructive midlife crisis earth has seen.4-5 Chapters a week...