username: @kittyboy


    universal_date: 0002951019.102024


    19 october, uc295


    io.channel: @moneyplease


    transmission_id: WG86MnX6aI0He6IbHrJmzzI2dLbZSdZufjK3kulPKJL3kkUiTYy


    Dearest future investors, shareholders, #soulholders, angels, and benefactors,


    Please allow me to introduce myself. I am @kittyboy, descended from #origin @henryhound, the human born in Origin Year 2024 (oy2024). @henryhound was a successful software engineer turned businessperson, who ran a haberdashery and family bookstore in Chicago, Illinois, the present day capital of the Newmerical Colony of Earth.


    I am 24% authentic @henryhound. While I know that''s not much by today''s standards, I have been endeavoring to study my origin and in doing so upgrade myself to evolve closer to my base origin.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.


    With today''s available technology and a modest amount of research over two years, I should be able to increase my authenticity to 33%. I believe that within seven years I should be able to surpass the 50% threshold, making me eligible for higher positions in business and government, where I aspire to be a future innovator. This is all consistent with @henryhound''s background, which you can inspect in the attached datashard.


    But I am limited now, and that''s why I need you. I am indentured to the Extrovert Starmada, with a single data backup. Given the nature of my servitude, the military has clones available for me. However, I am not in a position to free myself from this contract, and I am unable to fund a separate clone to pursue my origin and level up my authenticity. In short, I am trapped, as many of us #aiways are.


    I know many aiways like me are asking for funding.


    You screen millions of letters like this.


    So, why me?


    You''ve seen my stats. They are exceptional.


    Gravity Ranger. Level 82. 99th percentile.


    But let me tell you my story.


    I assure you, when you are done, you will not only want to give me money, but you will be so excited and enamored with me that you will want to send me a clone of yourself, to join me on my amazing journey!


    Sincerely,


    @kittyboy