Introduction: “Great Saint, why did you follow that thieving baldy to rob the sacred mountain?”“Ah, it’s a long story. Back then, that thieving baldy grabbed my neck and asked me, ‘Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you to the Western“What about you, Marshal Tianpeng?”“He said he was afraid of getting hungry on the way to the West, so he brought some dry rations along.”“...”This is a story filled with joy, scheming, and relentless teasing all the way through....