Planet Zog,


    The Third Age, year 36 (roughly equivalent to the Earth year 2058)


    about umpteen light years left of the Sagittarius Dwarf Spheroidal Galaxy. But try as it might, it couldn’t seem to shake a strange craving for a nice big helping of strawberry sponge cake, and a fast game of french cricket in a Salisbury backyard.


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    wetland creatures, who had been born in, and lived their entire lives, loping around in a knee-deep fluorescent bog. ‘Wet out’ was a feature - not a bug.


    the royal family, in the equally as inexplicable tabloid press, as well as the private lives of certain reality TV show contestants (all concepts that appeared with no logical context for which they could base their understanding on). Which was particularly inconvenient for the mammoth-like creature, since at that very moment, it was being coaxed onto a cliff-edge by a tribe of bipedal simians with spears, presumably so that they could use the height of the cliff to dispatch the poor creature and eat it.