Chapter 145: You ‘re Going to Take Care of Me for a Lifetime
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Suri Drew replied disdainfully, “What makes you think we should have had a story before? How much is your monthly sry, do you have a car and a house? Can you afford my daily expenses? You can’t expect me to follow you and live on bran and vegetables, right?”
Yigol Novakughed, “I didn’t expect to meet a tycoondy like you. I’m so fortunate.’
“Lady, where are you going? It’s already dark, and it’s not safe for you to walk alone. How about I apany you?”
Suri nced at him: “Sorry, I’m not a dy’.”
Yigol hurriedly asked, “Then, beautiful, may I know your name?”
This was just for Suri to experience the feeling of being pursued, she wouldn’t actually hit him for real.
Suri was just putting on an act. If they didn’t know each other, she would have probably attacked him by now.
Although he hadn’t seen Suri’s kick-boxing skills, he still believed in her. She wouldn’t be able to defeat him, but dealing with ordinary ruffians would just be a warm-up exercise for her.
“Why should I tell you? Get lost, or I’m going to call the police.” Suri wouldn’t be foolish enough to actually fight with Yigol. If she could defeat him, she would surely fight. Nobody would miss a chance to take advantage of an opponent.
However, knowing that she was no match for him, she didn’t want to make a fool of herself.
Yigol continued to pester her. “Beauty, there’s no one around here. Even if you called the police, they wouldn’t arrive in time.”
As soon as Yigol said that, Suri protested, “Honey, that’s not the right response. I’m about to call the police, and you’re not leaving? Don’t you want to look for another opportunity to approach me?”
Yigol countered, “That’s your idea, not mine. Even if you wanted to call the police, I wouldn’t give you that opportunity. Remember how good I am in a fight? Your phone would probably be in my hands before you could even take it out.”
“Wife, you’re so naive. Don’t think everyone is a scaredy-cat like you. You’re so adorable, innocently adorable.”
Suri was stunned, Yigol was calling her innocent again.
She wasn’t happy about it, but it seemed to be true. She really was thinking too simply.
With Yigol’s excellent skills, she really had no way to deal with him.
So, Suri retorted, “Wrong, wrong. If I encountered a ruffian like you, I would definitely fight back right away. Don’t forget, I know kick-boxing.”
Yigol nodded, “True, that would be your response. Unfortunately, your luck isn’t good today; you’ve met me, someone better at fighting than you. After our battle of wits, we should move on to the next stage.”
Suri asked nkly, “What’s the next stage?
“Isn’t it obvious? Since I’m stronger than you, after we fight, you’ll be my defeated opponent. As a ruffian, the next thing would be for me to take you to a secluded ce and do ‘something’, hehe.” Yigol chuckled, but when he saw Suri’s angry face, he quickly stoppedughing.
“You, Yigol Novak, are a ruffian! I asked you to pursue me, not to behave like a ruffian! You…” Suri couldn’t win the argument with Yigol, so she resorted to acting like a rogue.
“Wife, that’s unreasonable! You told me to be shameless, now you’re ming me for being a ruffian.” Yigolined.
“I…Fine, I’m unreasonable! What are you gonna do about it? You have to y a ruffian who’s not good at fighting. Are you going to do it or not?” Suri threatened.
Helpless, Yigol nodded, “Yes, yes, yes. Whatever you say, wife.”
Suri was finally satisfied. “Alright, continue. Now I’m going to call the police, should you leave?” Suri asked.
Yigol had a hard time answering that question, not knowing how to respond.
Suri generously patted Yigol on the shoulder, “It’s okay, take your time to think about it.”
Yigol, unable tough nor cry, asked, “Wife, can you tell me if this is thest time you’re going to interfere with my ideas? If you don’t, I won’t be able to perform.”
Looking at Yigol’s difficulty, Suri reluctantly said, “Fine, this is thest time.”
“You really mean it?” Yigol asked suspiciously.
Suri nodded seriously, “Yes, it’s really, really, thest time.”
Yigol didn’t believe her, but at the moment, he could only choose to trust her. What’s more important than maki? his wife happv?
Naturally, he had no right to argue with her decisions.
“Cough, cough, cough, cough…”
As Yigol was still adjusting, Suri urged, “Hurry up! How do you n on continuing?”
“Although I’m a bad…ruffian who’s not good at fighting, I didn’t know you were so skilled. Therefore, even when you said you were going to call the police, I would still pester you. Then, you probably couldn’t stand it and fought me. So, I
got beaten up by you…”
Before Yigol could finish his words, he was stopped by Suri once more, “No, that’s not going to work. We’re going for a genuine scene, not your verbal description.”
Yigol replied, “You can’t really call the police, right?”
Suri arrogantly replied, “Of course not. I’m so good at fighting, I can surely beat you up myself.”
Yigol chuckled, “Ah, no matter what you say, I’m still your dear husband. Even if you were to actually fight me, you wouldn’t injure me. You surely wouldn’t beat me to death, right? Otherwise, you’d have to take care of me for the rest of your life.”
“Pfft. Who said you’re my dear husband? Take care of you for the rest of my life? I’d throw you in a nursing home! I’m a little fairy, anyhow. If you want to flirt with me, you’ll have to pay the price. I won’t show any mercy. I’ll beat you up first.”
Yigol was amused by Suri’s unreasonableness, “Wife, we’re talking about a real-life situation here. People as kind-hearted as you won’t beat someone to death when encountering real ruffians. At most, you would just teach them a little lesson, right?”
“So let’s not be too serious with this scene then. Let’s just set it that you slightly teach me a lesson, and then….”