Chapter 195
“Take it easy” Arrick guides me from the car towards our building and towards home. We have been
shopping,st minute nesting items as it gets crazy close to my due date and I am so done with being
pregnant. I’m like New York’s answer to Free Willy and my feet are like long lost sisters I maybe will
see one day again. A woman cuts in front of me aggressively as I reach for the door handle and knocks
me over into him as Arrick almost takes her head off.
“Watch the fuck where you’re going.” He snaps at her and I look back at him in surprise at his non-
typical response to another human. He’s been tetchy as hell since we got into myst month, antsy,
nervous and overkill in protective mode. Today he is having a bad day, because I have been having a
bad day and he is trying to not lose his shit with me over it.
Me… I’m suffering every day and absolutely despise this endless growing rounder and waiting.
Whoever said pregnancy was beautiful, lied. It’s a nonstop cycle of peeing, starving, aching, peeing,
crying, aching, and eating. I can’t sleep because nothing isfortable and Arrick is against me using
him as an acrobatic shapedforter I can plump to fit around me anymore. So, I am tired all the time
and napping in the day is worse.
I want to ram hard objects in everyone’s face who feel they have a right to walk up to me in the street
andy hands on my stomach. Strangers seem to think it’s highly appropriate to touch random
pregnant women and I swear I have thought about ‘tasering and macing’ a lot of people in thest
seven months. So much so I asked Arrick to buy me some sort of weapon for self-defense and he
looked at me like ‘Yeah … Not a chance.’
Arrick too, has to resist the temptation to snap people’s wrists and we are both so fed up with the way
complete strangers feel it’s okay toe and say how it’s good luck to caress my bump or want to
guess the sex or how far on I am. It’s weird. People are weird and now I understand why Jake turns
into a psycho who then bans Emma froming to the city when she is full bump.
Arrick the normallyid-back people lover has turned into another Carrero Psycho, bristling for a fight
with anyone who gets within ten feet of his future offspring. I have be a people hater too and
every time someone asks me when I’m due, how far on, what sex it is… I eyeroll so hard my eyes
might actually get stuck in the back of my head.
Arrick’s staff on his floor have been told that when Ie to go for lunch with him, if they dare mention
anything to do with my impending roundness in any way shape or form, he will fire them. Or well, I’ll
make him fire them. That is how done with this I am and if I could will myself to push it out already, I
would have done it.
One good thing about all of this though. After Amanda inadvertently walked in on Arrick and I having
really awkward sex on his desk during one of my horny bouts of ‘I need sex right now’ during a
lunchtime visit, she resigned. Well not right away. I guess she didn’t want to make it obvious she was
doing it for that reason, but Emma told me the PA grapevine was that she realized her Boss crush was
never going to improve and catching him screwing his pregnant wife at work drove it home that he
really isn’t going to be single anytime soon.
I may have done a happy dance when he told me she quit and Arrick may have sighed, shook his head
and tried to pretend he didn’t see me high fiving myself stupendously. I asked him if he felt bad that she
caught us having sex, and his answer was…
“I was more annoyed that she interrupted us, and we had to stop.” Says it all really; he knows which
woman he should be keeping happy.
Good riddance to bad smells.
His new PA is like fifty and could y Mrs. Doubtfire. in a remake. It’s kind of weird but she’s worked in
Carrero Corp since Moses times apparently and does the job well. Although a part of me and well,
maybe because Jake hinted at it, believe Arrick picked a PA that wouldn’t cause him anymore grief.
Good boy.
The ignorant woman doesn’t even look back and Arrickes around me to open the door and guide
me inside while carrying the three thousand bags of stuff I had to buy in the city. We don’t brave actual
shopping much as we tend to order online so I went a little overboard when faced with rows of baby
things I hadn’t seen before.
Emma calls it nesting… Jake calls it distraction, Arrick calls it impulse buying and killing his credit
cards. My mom told him that marriages stay happy when men don’t make a fuss over credit card bills.
I happen to agree.
Personally, I also happen to think we need crystal baby bootee sun catchers hanging over the crib and
little matching diaper bags for our diaper genie in pretty pastels, all twenty colors of them.
The vanity that is getting delivered might not actually fit in the baby’s room, but it would possibly work in
the hall, or middle of the apartment if it doesn’t. I could disguise it with a nt or maybe add some
chairs and tell him it’s a breakfast bar, but I just had to have it. It had unicorn handles.
The apartment is done… Baby room ready, baby proofed home; a lot of our ‘stuff’ has either gone into
storage or been donated so we can remove anything ‘Ouchy’ for little tiny crawlers. I had to give up my
sewing room for a nursery for the time being but Arrick has ns to move us in a year or two to Jake’s
old apartment a few blocks away when I need my space back. It’s a lot bigger than ours and a straight
swap makes more sense as he rarely uses it. We didn’t want to start off there though, we want to enjoy
our new family in familiar surroundings.
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I feel like we have got life together so much in thest few months and despite the fact my school, and
career is on hold until … Well, until I decide to even think about it. Then we are doing pretty well.
I’ve read a million baby books this past few months and gone to so many sses in sheer anxiety that I
am going to screw this all up. I can’t stop preparing and getting ready and worrying that we haven’t
done something important or bought something we need. Arrick has been my constant shadow when
he’s at home and now thest three weeks he’s on paternity leave too, never letting me down. He still
goes to early morning training and was gone for a fightst week overnight but apart from that, he’s
around pretty much all the time.
Every appointment, every weird ss I impulsively want to go to, including water sports for natural
birthing… Prenatal yoga and how to ease your unborn to sleep with the use of chimes… Pregnancy
makes me crazy. Arrick is probably needing therapy after all this, but he’s doing it all with so much
patience. Although he might need some crowns with the amount of teeth gritting he does every day.
He is trying not to lose his mind with the depths of crazy I am capable of and sometimes, like today,
he’s moody as hell with anyone who gets within ten feet of me. He likes to take his aggression out on
anyone that is not me and even Nathan wasining that sparring partners are a little thin on the
groundtely. He’s wiping the floor with them when he shows up to train. All I can do is hope this is
over soon and he can reduce his blood pressure ande back to thend where sane Sophie lives.
“Afternoon, Frank.” Arrick nods to him as we pass, and he tries to usher me while holding all the bags
in one hand.
“Afternoon… Looking well, Miss. Sophie, not long now. I have it on my calendar.” He beams and points
at the wall chart behind him with my due date circled. Frank asked to work both shifts that day and I
haven’t the heart to tell him babies don’t run to a schedule and he might not be on desk for the birth. He
wants to be here, to be the one to open the door when we get Arrick’s car and be the first to know it’s
happening. It’s cute really. Frank is our honorary Grandpa.
“Just can’t wait for it to be over and out.” Arrick smiles and I nod. I am way too over this as well. Sooner
it’s out, the sooner I can be normal again and maybe give my husband a god damn break. Also, sex
like this is prettyme. It’s either me on all fours or me on top and maneuvering requires forward
nning, crane hire and scaffold erecting. I miss sexy time in weird positions with my handsy boy who
can be rough without overthinking he’s hurting our baby. I miss our kinky.
“Here… Your lollipop” Frank holds it out with a huge smile, and I rush to take it, feeling Arry’s
disapproving look as I immediately unwrap it. My love of junk food and sweet stuff has exploded
beyond control this past two months and it’s a topic we bicker about constantly. He tried to ban any
from the house, tried to put me on a healthy eating n and thatsted all of five seconds before he
met hormonal momma Sophie and a craving for Cheeto’s. He barely escaped with his life. He hasn’t
intervened much on my food requests since.
We walk into the elevator when it opens, and I don’t see a tiny bump in the floor bar as we walk in the
door, given that I lost the ability to see my feet weeks ago and I trip and stumble over something
sticking out. Arrick drops everything with the speed of light and catches me, even though I wasn’t
exactly falling. A sh ofplete despair crossing that handsome face as blood drains from his skin. I
stare at him like he’s lost the plot and straighten myself out of his overly tight embrace. Unphased.
“Calm yourself, Superman… I was only tripping.” I eyeroll at his over dramatics and yet secretly love
that he’s been a walking guardian through all of this. It’s like having your very own protectiveyer or
bubble wrap anywhere you go.
“Don’t do that to me. My heart can’t take much more and as we near the end, I really feel like I might
have some sort of emotional breakdown.” Swear I see him break a sweat on his brow and guess he
might be having heart palpitations. I pat him on the arm and smile lovingly.
“There, there… It’s almost over, your pain and suffering of not being the pregnant one is almost done.” I
droll sarcastically and get the unamused frown thrown back at me as he gathers up our bags and hauls
himself in after me to get the door shut.
I stick the lollipop in my mouth, and it tastes vile, pulling it out to stare at it, screwing up my face like the
world is suddenly so wrong.
“For the love of god. Is nothing sacred from this weird ass pregnancy.” I toss it into one of the open
bags and get another re from him, obviously because it will stick to whatever I did chuck it on top of,
but I don’t care. It tasted like vomit. My taste buds have been hell this week. Everything tastes like
cardboard or metal and I can barely stomach most things I love to eat.
“I need to pee.” I announce randomly as the feelinges at me from nowhere. My dder giving me
that bursting signal like it suddenly decided it required emptying, like right this second. It’s another
wonderful side effect of this impending bulge. This ability to suddenly need to empty a gallon of urine at
zero minutes warning.
“Only the four hundredth one today, baby.” he answers, and I narrow eyes at him
“Enough of the sass, Carrero… I can still beat you, even in this state.” I furrow my brows at him and
poke a finger in his dimple.
“I’d like to see that, really… You can barely reach me over that expansion.” He rubs his hand over my
stomach gently and yet … I burst into tears.
Arry just called me fat.
Arrick rubs his hands down his face and exhales slowly. Losing the will to live, little by little with every
passing hour of thest seven months. Blowing out air dramatically before even turning to me.
“Baby… I didn’t mean anything by that. You know I mean…” He sighs again and gives up. It’s like he
doesn’t see the point in repeating his rehearsed speech that he has to recite three dozen times a day
for making me cry at the slightest thing and stares at the elevator ceiling—probably to remind himself
for the zillionth time why murdering your wife is not a good idea.
Tears have be my constantpanion and I think even he is immune to them after consoling me
every twenty minutes for what feels like a decade.
“I won’t be fat soon, then you can stop making me feel bad about it…” I wail, like a crazy deranged
weirdo, shoving him in the side. Broken hearted at my husband’s meanness as he stares nkly and
prays for the ground to open up.
“I don’t think you’re fat… You’re just a little round right now so you can fit our baby in there. Everything
else is still slim and in proportion. You are not fat. I still find you crazy sexy and really attractive.” He
pats me on the back, giving the rehearsed response to my ‘I’m so fat’ meltdowns, and I swear itcks
conviction this time. He sighs with relief when the door pings at our floor and picks up the bags again
as I keep ring at him. Upset, hating him again… I had only gotten over hating him for not letting me
put sprinkles on my hot dog at lunch.
I follow him sniffing, as he dumps the bags in the hall and work my way past him straight to the kitchen
to console myself for him being an asshole. Opening the refrigerator and scouting for cold pizza, or
take out, fromst night when he had Nathan and Jason over. I pull out a slice and stick it straight in my
mouth with the door still open.
“Nope.” Arrick yanks it out of my mouth before I even get a chance to bite it and gets a re and p
for doing what fucking annoys me.
“Here, eat this instead.” He hands me an apple and I throw it straight back at him, flying over his
shoulder in a sh of fury that meets aplete dead pan expression, yanking my pizza out of his
other hand and turn on my heel.
“Don’te between me and food.” I snap
“You ate a three-course meal before we drove the fifteen minutes home. You need to stop eating shit,
Sophie.” He is pissed too, touchy boy because I am making life hell, but I don’t care.
One rule; Don’t. Mess. With. My. Food!
“So, you ARE calling me fat?” I gawp at him, previous upset hitting harder, and he flexes his hands in
mid-air makes a ‘Gahhhh’ noise and starts unpacking the endless bags of stuff we bought, onto the
kitchen counter. “Screw you.” I toss back at him and storm around looking for my favorite cushion to
use on the couch. I’m sure I had it in bed but brought it out here earlier. I can’t getfy anywhere I sit
without it.
He riles me up sometimes and kicking him in the head would be great if I had the ability to lift my foot
higher than my ankle. I miss being flexible enough to smother him in his sleep.
“I love her… it’s not long… couple more weeks maybe… I love her, I do. I can do this.” Arrick is
mumbling to himself through gritted teeth and a rigid posture as he continues pulling out baby things
and ignore him. He gives up when he sees I have bought multiple of one outfit in four colors and drops
it all back in the bag. I’ve heard this chant like a million times… He switched out his counting to ten for
this forever ago, and I stuff pizza in my face and hate on him from afar.
“Can you bring me a Pepsi when you’re done having your womanly moment.” I ask sweetly, and the
re thrown over his shoulder is not appreciated.
“I’ll make you a smoothie.” He answers tartly, and I know this could go one of two ways… Another all-
out fight because he is being suffocating or I can let it go for once and focus on the fact we have less
than a month of this to endure. Then I can write my memoirs on ‘The Un-joys of Pregnancy’ and get
some normal back.
Some women, like Emma. Thrive and glow through pregnancy and make mere mortals imagine it’s the
best thing since sliced bread and will walk around beaming and looking enchanting and ethereal. Like a
fairy-tale notion of what it’s like to push out a sprog. And then you get the Sophie and Le’s of this
world.
We hate it, we endure it with grudge, we moan endlessly and make our men suffer as much as we are.
Every day is like one long dragging reason toin. Pregnancy sucks in every way, so we make it
suck for them too.
Well why shouldn’t we?
They nted their seed inside of us and shouldn’t get to walk around scot free and oblivious to how
bad this shit is. A lesser man would have packed his bags and left me by now.
I’m pretty sure he has probably Googled divorce proceedings in thest few months, multiple times. I
sure as hell have when he is pissing me off. I maybe also have Googled how to smother your husband
without actually killing him.
“Arrick… I want a foot rub.” I call out, forgetting everything else about being mad or hungry and
suddenly really craving a foot rub. I slump on the couch and wriggle like a beached whale as I try to get
my legs up too, locating my fluffy cushion and trying to get it under my knees so I can prop them up.
Smiling when he appears and lifts my feet up for me, so I cany t on the couch instead. He knows
my movements are limited and even when we are being assholes to each other, he stilles and
helps me.
Love.
“Give me ten minutes… Pick a movie, I’ll make you a smoothie and put some popcorn on.” He at least
is letting his mood go too, and the popcorn is his little white g for being anal about my eating.
Yay for popcorn!
This is what he does… He tries to tell me what to do, we bicker, we get annoyed and then he appeases
me. I know he only does it for a quiet life, but I do appreciate it. He backs down a lot faster than he
used to anyway, maybe because I am a lot more prone to erratic violence than I used to be.
He doesn’t get all the bad though; today is one of those days. Every night, no matter what day we have
had I will curl up in bed with him while he ys with my hair and tell him how much I love him. How
much I need him.
I made a deal with myself through all of this that I would make sure no matter what, he knows that I
love how he takes care of me. We end our days curled up lovingly and everything is right with the
world.
“I’m horny, give me sex.” I sigh as I watch him walk off, all toned tight ass in jeans and like a little flick of
a switch, boom. I want him. This side of things is a bit more of a pain than the other cravings, as it can
strike at anytime, anywhere and I can’t seem to control myself. it’s probably the only reason he does
still love me. I have molested my husband in public bathrooms, our parent’s bathroom, the car,
changing rooms, the street and far worse ces when the crazy horn hits me. His office several times
and even an elevator that almost got us caught
He even repeated the over the desk encounter in his officest week, although it took a little finesse to
bend over his desk with a bulge that is practically bigger than me. It was good. We still have that fire
and, my boy still knows how to hit a home run and he never fails to deliver.
“No sex… Smoothie, movie, sleep.”
Arrick’s shattered. Sleep is not really something he gets a lot of anymore. I’m restless in the night,
neverfortable and using him as a cushion to prop and roll over is not that easy. I change position
like fifty times a night, then of course I have to get up for the bathroom with his help, as I can’t get out
of bed nowadays without rolling off the side. I also get hungry and well… If he needs to help me up,
then he may as well fetch for me. So, every drink, every thirst or craving, he gets up and delivers to me
and we both end up wide awake.
Then the weird nights where I want to get up and walk around wake him too, getting me up… And we
end up watching movies at four am on the couch and he has slept that way a few times while I watched
reruns. His head on myp as I y with his short hair and stroke that sexy face while he gets a little
shut eye. Nose to nose with his little bump. It happens to be my favorite view of them together.
“I want sex. And a foot rub.” I repeat but he ignores me, off to the kitchen, pulling out fruit and ice-
cream for my smoothie. He has gotten infuriatinglypetent at bing deaf to me when he doesn’t
want to give in to me. it’s annoying as shit.
Yes, ice cream is a must add ingredient if he even wants me to put it near my mouth. The tutti fruity
kind.
“Sex, Arry.” I repeat and try to sound a little bit seductive in the hopes my bedroom tone will get him
thinking sex too. He’s nking me which only serves to infuriate me, so I roll off the side, wriggle
unceremoniously to stand up, to put my power of persuasion into action. Sometimes he needs a little
feel up to get those hormones raging. Tiredness may dampen his libido, but a good grope and he soon
gets going. It’s my tried and tested method.
I take a step towards him, eyes on the prize, checking out all those tensed muscles as he puts frozen
fruit into the smoothie machine, then gasp in utter shock as an explosion of warm fluid hits my naked
legs. Even through underwear, it’s like a water balloon pops stupendously between my knees, making
me jump in fright as water sloshes across my legs, hits floor and runs down my ankles in the most
disgusting way.
There’s an instant inner relief, like I just dumped out some sort of bloated blockage and look down in
complete shock at the water pooling around my feet in a pretty nasty puddle. Hot water, weird smelling
water that stirs an unwanted memory of Emma’s kitchen floor.
“What the…” Arrick is beside me in a sh, looking down too and then at me with shock. Hand on my
arm as though I might fall over on him. His color fades a little and that swift brow dip immediately
straightens out. “Your waters?” He seems stunned, not sure how to react and then we both stare at one
another and the mess on the floor for a moment.
“Does this mean?” Fear hits me hard; I’m instantly weak and sick with immediate terror. Realization
hitting hard that all those weeks of sses and breathing and prep for a pain worse than death, is
about to start for real. I cling to his arm as a sob escapes me. Ovee with a wave of utter dread as
my blood runs cold.
“It’s okay… We nned for this; we know what we’re doing. It’s going to be okay, baby. Look at me,
Sophs… Look at me.” Arrick is pulling me out of the puddle carefully so I don’t slip, keeping a firm
grasp on me and lifting my chin with his fingers, trying to get my attention on him. I’m breathing hard,
freaking out and trying to catch my breath but he cups my chin with a full palm and tugs my face
towards him. Stilling the ultimate manic panic coursing through me and snapping my attention to him
through my fear.
“I’m scared.” I p at him, tears prickling my eyes. Frozen to the spot.
“We can do this… I got you. I’m here. Cars ready downstairs, bags are in the trunk and ready to go,
just breathe and rx and focus on one step at a time. Trust me… It’s my job to always take care of
you and I will.” He kisses me softly, stilling the chaotic brain fart I’m in the middle of having. And I let go.
“I don’t think I can do this.” I start to cry softly, the more the reality of what’s happening sinks in and he
cradles me soothingly.
“Yes, you can. You’re my little warrior who hase through so much worse and I’m right here beside
you. I won’t let anything happen to you.”
Sagging against him, knowing he won’t let anything go wrong. He will be right there and won’t leave
me. I trust him to take the lead. To be my voice if I need it. To hold my hand and make me strong.
Like he always does.