persist on making me one of the head teachers for the first-years. Honestly, isn’t this too much? Why would the first-years need my lectures, anyway? We all know they will be sleeping most of the time.”


    “Yes…oh yes, I know. It’s just such an unfortunate timing. Had I asked you beforehand—ah, if regret could kill a man… Woe is me, indeed.”


    I was almost expecting more…


    What, in the actual fuck, is this thing?


    It’s a metal dragon.


    It’s a fucking four-legged metal dragon infused with magic.


    Period.”