Introduction: Ellen goes from being a flight attendant to being mistaken for the devil herself.It all starts locked in a dungeon, a place to meet the best sorts of people, where she saves the life of a psycho cultivator. She never figures out if he鈥檚 a hero or a villain, but he鈥檚 certainly good at killing people.He takes a shine to her and teaches her how to cultivate to defend herself. But he鈥檚 busy trying to kill his cousins, so Ellen鈥檚 cultivation takes some unexpected turns. She becomes a pyromaniac and starts abusing geometry. Eventually, she steals some hellfire, because it鈥檚 not hot enough until you melt the walls. Hopefully, the demons won鈥檛 miss it.This story is a slow burn romance between a workaholic and someone who鈥檚 dense as a brick. There is a good helping of magic, violence, and sarcasm to keep it interesting along the way. Updates Mondays and Wednesdays...