Introduction: I have heard bards tell stories of heroes who could move mountains, I have read about archmages who could destroy a village with the snap of their fingers, and even about druids who have done so. But this tale is not about a warrior capable of facing battalions, nor about a paladin able to slay dragons. This humble scribe who writes to you holds no such power.I am just a goblin with modest magical abilities. I will not recount epic adventures around the world here. If that is what you seek, this tome is probably not for you. I will write only about my life as an adult in the Goblin Slums, particularly the misunderstanding that led to the great conflict between the Goblin Slums and the criminals of the Blasanov House....