I''m just gonna throw out some other options. There were no clear frontrunners on the last go round so I cooked up a few more.
1. The sword is a bit short...
2. Ah, the thousand eye stare...
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3. Why do all these guys have perfect jawlines?
4. Is that a sword? Or are you just happy to see Jenkins? /s
5. This seems, extremely coherent. A bit grumpy, but hey, if you put on sixty pounds, you''d be grumpy too. Also, everything is center focused too which means when I crop the edges the good bits will be in focus.