Chapter 56: Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
<b>Chapter 56: </b><b>Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.</b>
<span style="font-weight:400">“Good. Now where are my grandsons?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Looking around Garp saw Luffy eat-sleeping and that angered him. Without anyone able to do anything he got closer to him fast and punched him in the head.
<span style="font-weight:400">“WAKE UP LUFFY!!”
<span style="font-weight:400">That had the desired result. Luffy woke up screaming in pain and holding his forehead.
<span style="font-weight:400">“So, I heard you’ve been doing reckless things, Luffy!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Gr- Grandpa?!” said a panicked Luffy.
<span style="font-weight:400">““““““What?!””””””
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s right! I’m Garp the fist! This scoundrel’s grandfather!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Wait! Garp the fist? As in THE hero of the marines?” said Nami, shocked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“The one and only!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Luffy, is he really your Grandpa?!” asked Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yup! Don’t mess with him, you’ll get killed! Grandpa nearly killed me on many asions in the past!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Don’t say such scandalous things! Now, where is the other one?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“The other one?” asked Chopper.
<span style="font-weight:400">With the best timing, or perhaps the worst, Rick exited the bathroom.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Come on guys, I can’t go to the bathroom for two minutes without you breaking….”
<span style="font-weight:400">He stopped his sentence short when he saw Garp in the room.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh shit!”
<span style="font-weight:400">He tried to run but wasn’t fast enough. Garp was already upon him and grabbed him by the cor.
<span style="font-weight:400">“HERE YOU ARE, YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp threw a fist that Rick tried to dodge, despite his situation, and got counter attacked. That didn’t please the old man in the least, making him stop being nice and pummel his grandson into the ground.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Is that how you treat the one who raised you after not seeing them for more than a decade?!”
<span style="font-weight:400">““““““...””””””
<span style="font-weight:400">““““““WHAT?!””””””
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hmm? Oh, well I more or less picked up the little shit when he was a kid.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“It was borderline kidnapping!” Interjected Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What are you talking about? You came to me when you were six, wanting to join the marines.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Perhaps but the story going around is that you kidnapped me! How many people told you that kidnapping was still illegal and to put me back where you found me?”
<span style="font-weight:400">That was mostly true. Back in the days many marines officers had told Garp those exact words. Unfortunately he was used to Rick spinning things the way he wanted with half truth. A decade without seeing him didn’t change that.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I didn’t! And even if it was true it doesn’t matter! I trained both you and Luffy to be marines and you became pirates!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Wait, what? You trained Luffy? How do you even know him?” said Rick, ying the ignorant.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well, he’s my grandson!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“WHAT?! What do you mean grandpa?” eximed Rick
<span style="font-weight:400">“Grandpa?” asked a puzzled Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Then that means” began Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick is” then Chopper.
<span style="font-weight:400">“His grandson too.” finished Robin
<span style="font-weight:400">““““““HOW?!””””””
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hold on! You’re saying that Rick and I are rted?” said a dumbfounded Luffy
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well, not by blood but yes.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“So we’re like brothers then, awesome!” screamed Luffy in joy.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I don''t know if I should be happy to have even more family or sad to be my little brother''s subordinate.”mented Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh,e on!” said Luffy, putting his arm around Rick’s shoulders.
<span style="font-weight:400">The joyful moment didn’tst long as Garp punched them again.
<span style="font-weight:400">““What the hell?!””
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s for bing pirates!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I always said I wanted to be a pirate!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“And I’d rather be a pirate than a marine after knowing how corrupt they are and how they fucked me over!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why… you…”
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp gave them another round. Rick tried once again to dodge and hit back which really pissed Garp for good. The results? Rick ended up outside and unconscious after going through a wall.
<span style="font-weight:400">When he came to, he was in one of the beds the Galley had provided them. Garp and his men were fixing the walls he destroyed. Apparently the Vice-admiral and his grandson already had their talk, as well as Coby and Luffy.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Ugh…”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Guys, Rick is awake!” said Chopper.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Not so loud…”
<span style="font-weight:400">His head was hurting a lot. After a punch of Garp though, that was not surprising. He raised from bed and went to lend a hand fixing the wall.
<span style="font-weight:400">“So you’re up.” said Garp.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yeah, no thanks to you. Seriously, did you have to hit me so hard?” replied Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“It was good for what you have.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why did you use this power in front of everyone? The marines know now. They will be more determined than ever to arrest you and study you.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Wait, what power?” asked Chopper.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Those hands, they were your doing right?” stated Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“It looked like my own.” added Robin.
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp stopped hammering to look at Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You didn’t tell them?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rock shook his head sideways.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I didn’t intend to use them in front of anyone, ever, like big sis and you told me to do but this time, my safety was less important than theirs.”
<span style="font-weight:400">He turned towards his friends.
<span style="font-weight:400">“When I was around eleven, I ate a second devil fruit.”
<span style="font-weight:400">That news shocked everyone. That was impossible, no one could eat a second devil fruit. Anyone who ever tried died. That’s one of the irond rules of the world, like always following the logue pose. And now, Rick was telling them that he did and survived? That sounded preposterous.
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s impossible, you would have died.” said Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick made two hand sprouts and gave them his hammer and some nails to keep working on the wall.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Except I didn’t.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“But how?” said Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I don’t know. And since the only three other people who knew about it had no knowledge of biology, we couldn’t really investigate why.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why hide it?” asked Chopper.
<span style="font-weight:400">“The World Government would have probably studied his body without any morals or ethics.” answered Robin.
<span style="font-weight:400">“It’s painful to hear and even more painful to admit it but you’re right Nico Robin” said Garp before adding a few more words.
<span style="font-weight:400">“We couldn’t let them do that to Rick so we hid everything. Besides Sengoku, who needed to know there were only three people who witnessed Rick eating another devil fruit, so it was pretty easy to do.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Speaking of witnesses, Rick remembered who was there at the time and suddenly his mind clicked. His face paled and was almost deathly white.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh god!”
<span style="font-weight:400">He stopped doing what he was doing and rushed to pack his things.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick, what are you doing?” asked Luffy.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I- I- need to go! Right now! I need to get off this ind!” the Vice-captain said in panic.
<span style="font-weight:400">He was reaching the nearest exit when Garp grabbed him.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“What are you doing? If she finds me I’m dead meat! Let me go!” yelled Rick while trying to break free.
<span style="font-weight:400">“She’s not here.” said Garp.
<span style="font-weight:400">“But you are! So she will be soon!” replied Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Okay, what is going on?” asked Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What’s going on is that Rick is running for his life...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“AND MY ASS!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“... Yeah, knowing her, you should probably run for it too.” admitted the Vice-Admiral with a serious tone.
<span style="font-weight:400">It was a first for the crew to see Rick panic. They saw him joking, serious, sad and utterly furious but scared? Never. Who was he trying to run from?
<span style="font-weight:400">“Who is ‘her’? “ asked Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">“His ex-girlfriend.” answered nonchntly Garp while picking his nose with his free hand.
<span style="font-weight:400">“She was not!” objected his grandson
<span style="font-weight:400">“You did make the promise to marry her so it was serious enough for her to be your girlfirend.” reminded him the Vice-admiral.
<span style="font-weight:400">“““““““YOU WHAT ?!”””””””
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp had dropped a bomb. Every member of the strawhats had a different reaction. Nami and Robin didn’t seem to be pleased by the news. Sanji, Chopper and even Zoro had their jaws hanging, and Luffy was confused because he didn’t know what marrying someone meant.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I was trapped okay! It was the only way to get my freedom back! Now grandpa, I’m begging you, please let me go!” Rick exined.
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s not necessary Rick. When I said she was not here, I meant on the ind.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“There is no way she’s not here when you are!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“She left the marines!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick stopped trying to break free, shocked by the news.
<span style="font-weight:400">“... What?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“ Less than a month after you left, she did too.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“... Why?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“... I… don’t know.” said Garp.
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Can you tell us more about his <b>ex-girlfriend</b><span style="font-weight:400">?” asked Nami, putting an emphasis on the word girlfriend.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yes! Why is Rick so scared of her?” said Chopper.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Is she ugly?” asked Sanji which earned him a smack on the head by Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Kaza? Ugly? <span style="font-weight:400">Bwahahahaha! She’s one of the most beautiful women I have ever met. And she’s strong too! As for why Rick fears her, well… She can be... rather overly affectionate.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Affectionate?! Affectionate?! She’s bat shit crazy! Do you remember how long I was in the hospital after…” He didn’t finish his sentence, too embarrassed to discuss his sexual life in front of his friends.
<span style="font-weight:400">“After. What?” questioned Nami, determined to get everything out of this conversation.
<span style="font-weight:400">“When they met again after 8 years, Kaza gave him a choice…”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Grandpa!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp used the same hand he used to pick his nose to cover Rick’s mouth.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Go at it until she’s satisfied or until he breaks. He held on for three days before ending up at the hospital with a dislocated hip.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hmmmmphf!” replied Rick
<span style="font-weight:400">“Holy crap!” said Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">Everyone else was speechless.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Affectionate indeed.” finally said Robin with a hint of jealousy that Nami didn’t miss.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well, that was not the worst she did.” confessed Garp.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Because there is more?!” said Sanji
<span style="font-weight:400">“Plenty!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Would you mind telling us more?” asked Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Don’t you dare grandpa!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Be quiet, you friends want to know more about you and I don’t see the problem with that!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“But..”
<span style="font-weight:400">“When Rick ate his second devil fruit, she passed out from shock.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Wait, she was there?” asked Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Of course, she was his captain after all and always watched over him.”
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Oh MY GOD, Rick had sex with his superior!’ thought Sanji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“When she woke up and saw him alive, she hugged him tight and never let go. For three days Rick was her prisoner. Eating, sleeping, even bathroom breaks, he was stuck. So he bargained with her; if she let him go he would marry her too when he came of age.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Too? As in, he already asked someone else before?” questioned Nami
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yes, but that’s a story forter. Anyway, unlike you, Kaza was too busy being full of glee with his proposal to notice the ‘too’ part immediatly. When she did, she had already released him. She was not a happydy I tell you.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s not surprising.” replied Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick fled by going through a wall and she followed him. She searched the ship for the rest of the day and all night for him before fainting due to exhaustion.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“That remind me of a story.” said Nami
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yes, the screaming witch.” added Robin.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What’s that story about?” asked Chopper
<span style="font-weight:400">“It’s a scary story sailors tell children about a witch searching for her unfaithful lover in the dead of the night on ships.” said Robin.
<span style="font-weight:400">“To think that you and Kaza’s love affair gave birth to those stories… Being young sure is nice.”mented Garp.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Wait, what?” asked Nami.
<span style="font-weight:400">“The screaming witch and the enraged hellhound were stories born out of that event.” answered the Vice-admiral.
<span style="font-weight:400">“No shit!” said Sanji
<span style="font-weight:400">Robin couldn’t help herself andughed.
<span style="font-weight:400">“d to see that my misery entertains you Robin.” said a reproachful Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I-... I’m sorry, I… I was picturing an eleven years old you running around for your life for something so silly and I just… I’m sorry.” she apologized trying to get herughter back under control.
<span style="font-weight:400">Since the story hade to an end, Nami tried her luck to know more about the other woman Rick asked to marry.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Who did Rick propose to besides her?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Tsuru.” answered Garp.
<span style="font-weight:400">“As In vice-Admiral Tsuru?” asked Nami which prompted Garp to nod in agreement.
<span style="font-weight:400">“““WHAT?!”””
<span style="font-weight:400">“I was six, okay?! And she had just beat the shit out of Grandpa for bullying me! She literally mopped the floor with him! She was my idol from that moment of course I wanted to marry her.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I was training you!” replied Garp, offended.
<span style="font-weight:400">“My.. Six years old and already proposing todies.” said Nami with a smirk.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh you! Don’t start!” said Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">Nami decided to be merciful and didn’t say anything more. The wall was repaired and it was time for Garp to leave. He threw something at Rick who caught it.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Grandpa that’s…”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yours. Always has been.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick didn’t say anything. What Garp handed him was his sword Ryusei. He had meant to talk about getting a new sword with Zoro but with the recents events forgot about it. Now he didn’t have to. Garp addressed both Luffy and Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Now you guys are my grandsons! That’s why I won’t be arresting you on this ind. That’s how I’ll report it to HQ so don’t worry about anything and enjoy your stay here as long as you like.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Sir, that’s not an excuse. Should Fleet Admiral Sengoku learn of this… It’s better to say they got away.” said one of Garp’s subordinates.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well that’s fine, I’m just tagging along with the kids.” replied Garp, referring to Coby and Helmep. Turning to both his grandsons he bid them goodbye.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Okay, bye.” said Luffy
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why are you still here?” was Rick’s answer.
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s not how you say goodbye to your grandfather, you ill mannered brats!” yelled Garp before giving them another andst beating.
<span style="font-weight:400">~~~~~
<span style="font-weight:400">“Now that everyone is awake, shouldn’t we celebrate ? You know, with a big party.” proposed Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hell yeah!” screamed Luffy overjoyed with the idea.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Just us?” asked Chopper
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hell no!” replied Luffy
<span style="font-weight:400">“I guess we should invite the guys from the Galley and the frankies. Well Sanji, it’s up to you to warn everyone one.” said Rick
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why me?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I don’t think you’ll let Nami and Robin do it. Luffy WILL be distracted by something, and Chopper would probably be kidnapped because of how cute he is.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hey!” protested the reindeer.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What about you?” asked Sanji
<span style="font-weight:400">“Nami?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Nami, who was reading the newspaper, didn''t even raise her head from it and just answered with two words.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Still grounded!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“So that’s that.” said Rick
<span style="font-weight:400">“Zoro?”
<span style="font-weight:400">““““““...””””””
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yeah, okay I realized it was stupid as soon as I said it.” admitted the cook.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oi!” protested Zoro who was ignored by everyone.
<span style="font-weight:400">Sanji left to give the invitations and in less than two hours everyone gathered in the huge pool area. More than two hundred people showed up. Eating, dancing, joking and singing, everyone was having fun.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick saw Robin leaning against a wall, apart from the crowd and was enjoying people-watching. When he saw her tense he knew <b>he</b><span style="font-weight:400"> was there. He floated from this position to the top of the wall and looked down at Aokiji.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Now, I don’t think you were invited, uncle nice.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick.” greeted the Admiral.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You know it’s borderline sexual harassment.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Going after Robin again and again, not sure uncle would approve.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Aokiji just sighed.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I guess, I’m not the only one who didn’t change. You still have your weird humor.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Don’t y the jaded man, you love my humor.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Keep telling yourself that. Anyway, I’m done with what I came to do. See you around.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“See, you! And don’t ever try to pick up my girlfriend ever again!”
<span style="font-weight:400">That remark made Aokiji stumble and almost fell to the ground. He turned around and saw Rick with a big grin on his face sending him a wink. The admiral shook his head sideways and smiled back then left. Ricknded next to Robin.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Are you alright?” he asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yes, I am.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“...”
<span style="font-weight:400">“So, I’m your girlfriend now?” she asked with her poker face on.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You got a problem with that?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Aren’t you engaged?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“You know what? If I ever meet her again and she still wants to marry me then I’ll keep my word and marry her. I do wish to never see her again though and if we ever meet again that she forgot about it.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“She was that bad?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“... No. She was pretty nice, and taught me a lot but at the same time she was just too… suffocating.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I see.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“So, is it still a problem?”
<span style="font-weight:400">She didn’t answer. Rick pulled her to him and just kisser hotly. When they separated he spoke up.
<span style="font-weight:400">“So?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I-...”
<span style="font-weight:400">Robin started an answer but couldn’t go further, so Rick kissed her again.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I’m warning you I won’t stop until I get a yes.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick, I’m..”
<span style="font-weight:400">And he kissed her again, interrupting her.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Will you stop doing…”
<span style="font-weight:400">And he did it again.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You know Robin, the only answer you’re not straight out giving me is a resounding no. Find all the excuses, all the lies you want but the answer isn’t no. And you know why? Because you enjoy me kissing you as much as I do. You could restrain me and leave easily but you don’t because you don’t want to say no.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I’ve never…”
<span style="font-weight:400">For the fifth time he shut her up with his lips on hers but this time he put every he felt for her into it. When they separated both were panting.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Okay fine! Yes!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“See? Was it so hard?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick, look.. Love isn’t really my thing. I’ve never experienced this before and…” he kissed her again.
<span style="font-weight:400">“And my only experience was bat shit crazy, and a bit older, woman obsessed with me. So I don’t really know much either. And that’s fine because we are together and that’s all that matters. We’ll find our own way. Now, we can go back to the party or go to some ce where there would only be the two of us and where we could enjoy ourselves in whatever way we want. Your choice.”
<span style="font-weight:400">She looked him in the eyes and for the second time initiated a kiss.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Let’s go” was all she said.