Chapter 14: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: ‘do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku was hanging up his den den mushi.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well… you told the truth, you did write your real age and the correct birthdate.”
<span style="font-weight:400">He had called someone still in the office and ordered him to find a copy of Rick’s contract to the marines.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick was still ying the innocent, timid and wrong kid, albeit a bit different.
<span style="font-weight:400">Why ?
<span style="font-weight:400">To know that, let’s back up the time a bit.
<span style="font-weight:400">~~~~~~
<span style="font-weight:400">“GARP! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT KID?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“What? I didn’t do any…”
<span style="font-weight:400">He couldn’t finish his sentence as Tsuzru was already upon him.
<span style="font-weight:400">Aaaaaand she wiped the floor with him.
<span style="font-weight:400">Literally.
<span style="font-weight:400">She used the power of her Washo Washo no mi on Garp and cleaned the floor with him (the floor was clean though).
<span style="font-weight:400">She left him there, and went to sit next to Rick.
<span style="font-weight:400">He looked at her as if she was a goddess of vengeance who came down this mortal ne to fulfill his prayer.
<span style="font-weight:400">The veneration he had in eyes was not faked by his acting skill.
<span style="font-weight:400">It was genuine.
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku smirked as he could see the stars in the kid’s eyes.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘I think Tsuru has a fan for life now, she just stole his heart’
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru was just drinking her tea, but Rick could see a little teeny tiny curve in the corner of her mouth.
<span style="font-weight:400">He didn’t hear Sengoku talk to him. His sight was fixed on her beautiful face.
<span style="font-weight:400">(Author note: YES! I know at that time Tsuru was full of wrinkles and looked like an olddy. The same for SEngoku Being fleet Admiral. Remember, this is a fanfiction, some changes are bound to happen.)
<span style="font-weight:400">(Author note 2: not many though…)
<span style="font-weight:400">“Whoaaaaa. Big sis, that was amazing! Can you teach me?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Impassive, Tsuru answered that maybe one day she will.
<span style="font-weight:400">She was still in “cute mode” though.
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku thought ‘Adorable’ before coughing, attracting Rick’s attention.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Kid, What don’t you tell us about your story from the beginning?
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick turned his head to face him.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘And now the watery part.’
<span style="font-weight:400">He put up a really sad face and looked at the ground. As he started talking he took Tsuru’s hand in his, making it seem as if it wasn’t intentional and was just reaching for some sort offort.
<span style="font-weight:400">She didn’t take her hand away, instead grabbed his, in a way that, without actually saying anything she conveyed the message :
<span style="font-weight:400">‘It’s okay, I’m here with you.’
<span style="font-weight:400">Feeling her hand Rick was ecstatic.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Yes, the n is working, let''s keep it up’.
<span style="font-weight:400">“ About 2 years ago, I woke up at the edge of the forest near LogueTown. I… I couldn’t remember anything. Neither my parents, or where I was and where I lived. I just knew that Rick Wald was my name, that I was 6, that my head was frobing a lot.
<span style="font-weight:400">I had a weird fruit in my hand. It looked like an apple but deformed and it was dark purple.
<span style="font-weight:400">I remember that I was hungry so I ate it. It wasn’t very good. In fact the taste was horrible.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku and Tsuru exchanged a look. ‘ A devil fruit ’
<span style="font-weight:400">“I went to town and tried to ask for help but no one did. Except one granny, that told me to go to the marines and that if I was ten they would take me in.
<span style="font-weight:400">I knew that I didn’t look like a 10 years old kid, so I went back to the forest and built a shelter with branches and big leaves that had fallen to the ground.”
<span style="font-weight:400">He stopped talking to add a dramatic effect, and faked a sob.
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru squeezed his hand a bit tighter.
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp said something but in the state he was in, no one could understand his speech.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick fake his anger, red at him and said with authority:
<span style="font-weight:400">“Shush grandpa, the adults are talking and you’re being punished for the bad deeds you did!”.
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku chuckled and Tsuru, she couldn’t help it, she smirked.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick continued his tale.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Soon I discovered that I could move objects towards me or send them away without touching them. I could squish fruits that were on the ground or make them fall faster if I focused enough.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh! So your power is to control gravity?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick nodded.
<span style="font-weight:400">“ Then I trained for a year and a half. I heard that marines sometimes used weight for training so I used my power on myself while exercising. I don’t know how but I grew big and when I was big enough to be mistaken for a 10 year old kid, I came back to town and went straight to the marine office and tried to enroll. The marine at the deskughed at me so loudly that two others came from the back and when they heard that I wanted to join, theyughed too.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s not the behavior of a good marine.” said Sengoku with a frown.
<span style="font-weight:400">“No, but then grandpa came in ! And when he learned what I wanted, he asked my age and then I felt as if I had weight on my shoulders. It was so heavy my legs were shaking. But I knew it was grandpa’s doing, so I put weight on his back with my power too!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rickughed as he said that.
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp was trying to talk but everyone ignored him.
<span style="font-weight:400">“ You use your gravity on Garp?” Sengoku was dumbfounded!
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yes! And then the weight was gone and grandpa smiled, he gave a different order to each marine and asked me why I wanted to join.”
<span style="font-weight:400">At that point Garp was really loud.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Big sis, can you turn grandpa back to normal? I think he was punished enough.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru waved her free hand towards Garp and he was… Garp again. He sat next to Sengoku who advised him to stay quiet when he tried to talk.
<span style="font-weight:400">“So, why did you want to enroll? What did you tell Garp?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I told grandpa that I wanted to join the marine because I wanted to see the world, and protect the people who couldn’t protect themselves and bring justice to all evil doers that I meet or hear about!” said Rick with pride.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘All of you take that! Cuteness level is over 9000!’
<span style="font-weight:400">“Come on kid, that’s not all you said to me.”
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Oh shit the beast is rebelling. y it cool, y it cool’
<span style="font-weight:400">“I... I…”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Come on kid, A lie by omission is still a lie, besides where are the guts you showed me that day? Come on show them again.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I...I…”
<span style="font-weight:400">For a dramatic effect Rick nearly shouted.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I want to be the greatest Fleet Admiral the Marine will ever know!”
<span style="font-weight:400">You know the drill: Garpughed, Sengoku smirked and Tsuru went full “cute mode”.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh? Should I be worried about my job?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yeah!”
<span style="font-weight:400">‘And now,dies and gentlemen, the drop of Fat Man!’
<span style="font-weight:400">“ But not for now. I heard you must be really old to be Fleet Admiral. At least 30!”
<span style="font-weight:400">The temperature in the room dropped abysmally.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Hehehehe’
<span style="font-weight:400">Besides Rick, everyone else was either in theirte forties or already in their fifties.
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp and Sengoku had a twitching eye.
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru’s expression would have scared Death herself.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Don’t worry big sis, you have plenty of time before trying to be a Fleet Admiral.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp and Sengoku went full Tsukkomi.
<span style="font-weight:400">““ HEY!””
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru returned to her impassive face and gave a short answer:
<span style="font-weight:400">“What? You heard him, I’ve got plenty of time.”
<span style="font-weight:400">At that, the two men grumble some inaudible words.
<span style="font-weight:400">Truth was, Tsuru looked way younger than her actual age that was XX (Author note: Never say a woman’s age).
<span style="font-weight:400">Her appearance wasn’t so young that she could pass for a woman in her early twenties but she truly did look 15 to 20 years younger than her age. Maybe because of her devil fruit that kept things smooth and clean?
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Really, who knew that messing with the three of them was so much fun!’
<span style="font-weight:400">“Then grandpa took me to the training grounds and ordered me to run 50ps in an hour.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Garp! The average man does it in 90 minutes! What were you thinking?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Really? I thought it was an hour.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Grandpa said that I could have a cookie if I did it. In the end I only did 3ps.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru and Sengoku opened their eyes wide and looked at Garp who nodded.
<span style="font-weight:400">“ Since I failed to do 50ps. Grandpa said that I had to finish them, take a 15 minutes break then do sets of 50ps until the sun set, with no time limit and a break between each set. Every morning I tried and failed to do 50ps under an hour, and went on to do the punishment. At the end of the week I was so mad that I did it.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Wait, wait, wait. You did it ? 50ps in 60 minutes?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“ ‘Course he did. You think I would have taken him under my wing otherwise?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku didn’t know what to say, it was surreal.
<span style="font-weight:400">Surprisingly it was Tsuru that spoke up.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Rick, why were you mad?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Because after the 3rd day the marines made a betting booth. They betted if I was going to give up and if not if I would do it under, at best, two weeks.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku yelled: “ THEY DID WHAT?!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“No wonder you were mad.” said Tsuru.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh, I was angry but not mad. I was mad on the fifth day.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick looked at his “grandpa” in anger. Garp was clearly ufortable and squirming in his seat.
<span style="font-weight:400">“When grandpa came back on the fifth day, I was happy, I thought he would punish them all but he went and betted himself!”
<span style="font-weight:400">His tone was full of reproach.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Take that old man! Karma is a bitch!’
<span style="font-weight:400">““GARP!””
<span style="font-weight:400">He was in big doodoo and knew it.
<span style="font-weight:400">“YOU! A Vice-Admiral of the Marine!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“It was just a bit of fun! It was to motivate him. In the end it worked, right?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp was trying to defend himself best as he could but it was not a pretty sight.
<span style="font-weight:400">“True, I don’t think I would have done it otherwise. Though What made me madder that HE WON!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“WHY? I had faith in you kid! Everyone one else was against you!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“You gave me a fake cookie!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“A fake cookie?” asked Sengoku?
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yeah! Grandpa gave me a cookie but it was not chocte it was full of raisins!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick was ring at Garp who didn’t seem to see the problem.
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku gasped.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What? Raisins are good for your health.”
<span style="font-weight:400">It was Tsuru that said what everyone but Garp was thinking.
<span style="font-weight:400">“There is a special ce in hell for people like you Garp.”
<span style="font-weight:400">~~~~~~
<span style="font-weight:400">After a short argument about why cookies with raisins are not real cookies, Rick continued his tale.
<span style="font-weight:400">He talked about his first month of fighting with Garp and his abandonment on the deserted Ind for 6 months to which Garpmented.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I knew he would pass with flying colors on the test and he did!”
<span style="font-weight:400">That didn’t stop Tsuru from jumping on him. Now his face looked like a Mister Potato head.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick went about the day the pirate king was executed.
<span style="font-weight:400">“ I wanted to go to the za to see the pirate king, but grandpa refused. He said that it was not something a kid like me should see.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku and Tsuru looked at him like he had a third arm on his forehead.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Nothing. Just…. That’s the first time I hear that you acted withmon sense.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oi, who do you take …”
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru squeezed Rick’s hand, indicating him to continue.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Because grandpa forgot my birthday, he didn’t give me a day off and send me patrolling the streets.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick faked a pout.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I said I was sorry! And didn’t I get you Sengoku’s cap?”
<span style="font-weight:400">He smiled and said: “ Yes you did.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Back to his tale…
<span style="font-weight:400">“I was patrolling the streets when I saw Dark King Rayleigh.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Bomb number 3, droppred.’
<span style="font-weight:400">“““WHAT!”””
<span style="font-weight:400">Even Tsuru yelled?
<span style="font-weight:400">“Kid stop lying!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I’m not grandpa!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“You really saw the Silvers Rayleigh?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“ I even made a deal with him!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick went on about the deal and his time with rayleigh.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why didn’t you tell me kid?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I was about to! But when I came into your office, you were on the den den mushiughing, then you hung up and told me to pack my bag because we were leaving immediately for here.
<span style="font-weight:400">Don’t worry Grandpa, I promised that I will catch him and I keep my promises.”
<span style="font-weight:400">The next part of the tale was the mission Garp and Rick returned from.
<span style="font-weight:400">When he rted that Garp made him cry in front of the whole crew, neither Sengoku and Tsuru were happy.
<span style="font-weight:400">Seriously, what kind of man makes a child cry?
<span style="font-weight:400">Once Rick was done with his story, Sengoku spoke:
<span style="font-weight:400">“Tsuru I want you to join Garp on his ship.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“What? Why?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Because I want her to supervise you with training Rick…”
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru nodded.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Kid, go back to the ship and ready a room for her.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yes, Grandpa”.
<span style="font-weight:400">‘Time for the grand finale!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Rich stood up and dered, while looking at her with eyes full of stars, still holding her hand:
<span style="font-weight:400">“Big sis when I’m all grown up, I’m going to marry you!”
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku eyes were big and wide.
<span style="font-weight:400">Garp froze.
<span style="font-weight:400">No one dares to say such words to Tsuru. The Ice queen of the marines.
<span style="font-weight:400">Actually one guy tried. They still haven''t found his body and that was more than 25 years ago.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick then kissed her cheek.
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuru simply answered:
<span style="font-weight:400">“Sure”. And smiled beautifully.
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku dropped his jaw to the floor and Garp…
<span style="font-weight:400">Well Garp wasn’t doing anything because he fainted in the position he froze, his face still looking like a Mister Potato head.The shock was apparently too much for him.
<span style="font-weight:400">Rick ran out of the house yelling “ Bye uncle buddha!”.
<span style="font-weight:400">Another shock for Sengoku. He didn’t think he could take another one and not pass out.
<span style="font-weight:400">Tsuruughed.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Fufufu. Uncle buddha.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Sengoku fainted.