How do I know that they are orcs, simple I am an only Child and af home there is nobody to play with.


    So I came to like Heros and there adventures in other worlds.


    But because I am such a gentelmen I turned around and I let the'' walk away in all quitness.


    So I turned around to quitely but gracefully walk away.


    Graaaarg


    I turned around and I saw 3 stupid breaking out of there formation and whit a bloodurst smile running to me.


    So I did what each good looking protagonist would do


    I turned around and ran.


    With my awesome fysic I evad the wigs of a boom before me.


    I slided under a wig and rolled farther.


    I kept running for 2 minuten in this manner, so when I loket back I thought I will be alone but No!


    A 100 meter after me I saw them.


    How couldnt I lose them! They only comes close, that cant be I run 28.9 kilometer an hour!!


    I Observed them while running and saw that where I would gracefully evad the wigs, they Go through them like nothing!


    I was so shoked that I didnt see a large wig of a 7 centimeter diameters in the ground and tripped.


    A feb seconds later when my head stoppend spinning becaus of the gracefull tripping,


    The thee orcs who where following me where before me but with a killing intent 10 times worse.


    I think they were pissed because the beautiful me ran away.


    Orcs pov:


    Orc1: This stupid ugly skinny human, How dare hè run away! Because of him we are lost!


    Orc2: food, food, food, fooooooooood!!!


    Orc3: Hopfully, I get the stuff inbetween this puny humans leg, I like the while stuff.


    They came closer with their arms, what van I do, What can I do, think think


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    Ah, I know it. I took my deo and lichter from my shirt pocket.


    Are you thinking why I got this, simple I dont smoke but when my friend doesn''t have a lighter, I have to hold my popularity, so I give it. For the deo, everyone knows my natural smelt is the best so I don''t nerd it, but when there is someone close to me who smells. I am friendly enough to use it in them.


    I took the deo in my left hand while I took the lighter in my right, and made a big fire.


    I killed the first orc but the rest escaped by jumping a few meters back.


    Graaaarg


    They split up and comes closer one from my right and the other from my left.


    They comes with insane speed from both sides.


    I can only use the fire to one side so what do I do, what.


    Ah, I know, when they came in my attack range of 3 meters,


    I made a big fire in the air, both the orcs looked up


    And they I did it I used my fire again on the right when he isn''t looking.


    The second one is dead,


    The third one let out a loud growl and the killing intent becomes again many times stronger.


    I use the fire on him, but he evade by Rolling to the left.


    He evades and when I look on my left I see nothing.


    Aaaaaaaahhhhh!


    I look behind me and see the orc with my left hand in his mouth!


    He comes closer and closer.


    ''Stay away, stay away!''


    He is still eating my left hand, I trow the lighter but he eat it.


    Kaboom!!


    The flame of the lighter made the deo in his mouth make a big explosion.


    I became dizzy and fell asleep on the floor.


    Thanks for the revieuws, it really helps