What goes around comes around
Simon POV
Ugh...where am i (Simon)
Simon looks around and only sees the void. he looks at his body to make sure it was okay.
W..where is my body, oh no my juniors gone nooooo (Simon)
Simon screams and shouts for this injustice, he saves a girl and he gets his junior taken away, the epitome of injustice.
Wait where...so i died and am floating in darkness? its just like that fan fiction read the other day what was it again...um...damn i cant remember but it was a guy meets a god in the void sorta setting, well lets wait (Simon)
4 hours later
damn hurry up you jackass it been like a bazillion years already (Simon)
just as Simon said that a bright flash occurred and Simon found himself in a room with a table and chair. Simon sits in the chair and immediately a screen popped up in front of him.
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JACKASS YOU INSOLENT MORTAL
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Well if the shoe fits, so moving on why am i here (Simon)
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DON''T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU TWERP
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Fucking tone it down will you your giving me a headache (Simon)
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Oh right sorry about that, any way lets get on with it.
This room is where you exchange karma for you next life, you know like good life, strong body, special powers, etc etc, so lets move on.
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wait stop did you just say special powers, cool, what can i get (Simon)
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sigh, yes i did say special powers and as for what you can, that depends on how many karma points you have so lets get this started
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[table]<tr><td width="25%">Karma Points:</td><td colspan=''3''>999,999,999</td>[tr]
[tr]<td width="25%">Body</td><td width="25%">Mind</td><td width="25%">Magic</td><td width="25%">Soul</td>[tr][table]
lets see wh...lets see, whats the average amount of karma for a person? (Simon)
<table><tbody><tr><td>hmm around 2000, why?</td></tr></tbody></table>
well i think there''s a glitch in my karma. (Simon)
<table><tbody><tr><td>lets see it then...WHAT H..HOW DID YOU GET SO MUCH?! let me check the log, hmm, hahahahahahahaha that explains it, your a luck mortal Simon. huhuhu</td></tr></tbody></table>
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*shivers* what do you mean? (Simon)
<table><tbody><tr><td> well it says here you died saving a girl do you remember?</td></tr></tbody></table>
y..yeah i remember the little girl that was about to be run over, what about her? (Simon)
<table><tbody><tr><td> well her name is Alexandria Bradshaw, and she is the person who will lead earth into the next age of technology, the space age, and will be known as The Empress Forerunner, and so you saved the only way humanity on earth could evade destruction and basically saved billions of lives.</td></tr></tbody></table>
OH MY GOD, really?, awesome. so i can i get on with my powers please. (Simon)
<table><tbody><tr><td>*sigh* sure</td></tr></tbody></table>
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[table][tr]<td width="25%">Karma Points:</td><td colspan=''3''>999,999,999</td>[tr]
[tr]<td width="25%">Body</td><td width="25%">Mind</td><td width="25%">Magic</td><td width="25%">Soul</td>[tr][table]
hmm lets see, lets go with magic (Simon)
[table][tr]<td colspan=''4''>Magic</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Fire manipulation</td><td width="25%">300</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Wind manipulation</td><td width="25%">300</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Earth manipulation</td><td width="25%">300</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Water manipulation</td><td width="25%">300</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Light manipulation</td><td width="25%">1000</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Darkness manipulation</td><td width="25%">1000</td></tr>[table]
lets see, the are so...generic, i want something unique, ah YES HERE IT IS. (Simon)
[table]<tr><td colspan=''4''>Magic</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Metallurgy</td><td width="25%">100,000,009</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Monster Alchemy</td><td width="25%">90,000</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Creation Magic</td><td width="25%">445,000,000</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Mithril Skin</td><td width="25%">3,200,988</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Yin-Yang Blast</td><td width="25%">32,000</td></tr><tr><td colspan=''3''>Magical Metalsmithing</td><td width="25%">9,999,990</td></tr>[table]
there we go creation magic, metallurgy, and Magical Metalsmith (Simon)
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hmm how much karma points do i have left? (Simon)
[table][tr]<td width="25%">Karma Points:</td><td colspan=''3''>445,000,000</td>[tr]
[tr]<td width="25%">Body</td><td width="25%">Mind</td><td width="25%">Magic</td><td width="25%">Soul</td>[tr][table]
*sigh* damn im going to be here forever choosing (Simon)
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