Introduction: A normal day for my normal life could never get any better. Well that is until my sister comes home to me watching porn. Not to mention I forgot all about the food in the oven. What could get any worse than that? How about a strange person answering the phone when I order pizza?Well the day couldn't get any weirder, or so I thought. Then a portal appeared right in my kitchen and things started coming out. To make matters worse someone is planning to take over the world and decides to make a game out of it! Geez, the day couldn't get any worse than that.Until a zombie appeared out of the ground. Don't worry though, I kill that thing. No, I owned that noob!...