I was inside a forest. How did I know that I''m inside of a forest, well a lot of trees spooky atmosphere strange noises from the distance ...yep a forest. Fastly I dealt with the confusion and got my brand new cheap machete from my backpack and looked at my phone (no signal) as I thought so ....lets see what we can do.
Lets start a with a fire and look for shelter and food, if there is one thing I learned for discovery tv is how to survive is if its geting dark makeing a shelter is a and starting a fire is a first . And so i started to gather fallen branches and all the dry wood i could find. Then sudenly i heard a sund like something or some one is steping on the leavs behind me. when i turned around there was stood a small green creature it wall around 80-90cm tall give or take, it had long nose and big ears .If had to say if it was a mammal or reptile í''d say it was more reptile-like than a mammal, because it was green . But it hadnt have any scale''s and it was covered in a dirty rag it carryed a sharpened stick(wooden spear) . The moment it saw me, it yield something like (auga gokat gu uu uu) and it run in the opposite direction like there is no tomorrow .
My hunting instincts kicked in -no way I''m letting that mutated monkey or alien or what ever escape. Im hunting it and that''s final, why would i hunt it you ask well ran away and second its looks like some new species and if I catch it I may become famous or even rich (not that I needed any money).
Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.I run after it and run and ......run well more like speed walked after it. It was small and it had short legse so no mater how fast it ran eventualy i would cach it or so i tought. But in 5-10 minutes I saw in the distance 4 more creatures like it.
When they saw me they started running my way , but in less than 10 meters they changed gear and started runig in the opposite direction.....................
Ahhh why the fuck is everything running away but I ain''t giving up I will catch it.
In 20 or so minutes of running walking and gasping I thought I lost em ,but found a cave on the coast of a small river, it was small around 1m in diameter .
When i listend form the inside I heard : GUGAAGAGGOOO(or something like that) .
At first, I thought of crawling inside but it will be dangerous ,and so after so tought i remember the normal way to make rodents and animals stuck iside theire burrow is to smoke em out . So lets smoke em out.
P.S. sorry for all my spelling and punctuation errors - if someone would like to fixem for me i would be glad