Introduction: What in the world is this place? I look around and see a line of empty jail cells next to us. The walls are covered with sharp stalagmites, and each of us have chains connected to our hands and ankles. Just a few hours ago I was eating top ramen in class and now I鈥檓 chained next to a weird dwarf. Maybe I鈥檓 dreaming, or maybe this is hell?...