Introduction: You want to know who he is? It's the Akageno-Sennin, the red-haired hermit. He's over 3,000 years old and an artist, a poet and a master of martial arts. And party tricks! Never forget the party tricks!Some people might call him strange, mentally unstable and dangerous (what an understatement) and say, that his Hermit Arts are a contempt of natural laws (and they're right), but he doesn't care and just do whatever he likes.Is he almighty? Possibly. He is able to do things, which are considered impossible, after all. Even though he fails at opening a stucked jar.Is he a malice? Sometimes, since he's above the concepts of good and evil. Although he likes to think of himself as an ally of justice.Is he crazy? Yes. Yes, he is.So follow me, as I tell the stories of the Akageno-Sennin, whose meaning of life is unclear, common sense is out of order, and makes me laugh every time. Sometimes in disbelief, though.--------------------------------Warning: Ever attempt to logically comprehend these nonsense short stories includes a danger of melting your brain. So always keep an open container under your chin to catch it, if it flows out of your ears, nostrils or mouth. If it flows out of your eyes, seek medical advice from a witch doctor or quack....