Author''s note; In regards to the title I didn''t mean like THAT. Get your mind out of the gutter.


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    When Sun Jiao was hit by Fang Shi''s DOMINEERING SOUL right fist attack his soul was destroyed before he even hit the wall. Because the attack was mostly a Will based and not a physical one the body hadn''t received much damage.


    Coincidentally or perhaps through Goddess intervention the body hit the wall at the same time it''s new soul fell into the body.


    The boy''s soul which had been pulled in what he felt to be a downward direction, "fell" into a body traveling sideways through a wall. Naturally this caused the boy, now in Sun Jiao''s body, quite the confusion as he felt as though he had fallen through the "floor" and was was laying on the "wall".


    After the boy opened his eyes he saw the hole in the wall and surrounding rubble and was able to figure out what happened though it still took him a few seconds to readjust his orientation.


    ''The Goddess could have just waited a second longer and avoided the confusion'' the boy thought to himself as he got up.


    Standing the boy looked around.


    "Where am I?"


    Not getting an answer the boy decided to climb through the hole and investigate further.


    Seeing a young man around the boy''s age turning to leave the boy heard a voice in his head that sounded like the demon he had been speaking to; <Stop him!>.


    "Wait" the boy said aloud causing the young man to freeze.


    <You must kill or cripple him> Xiaobo, the demon, said in the boy''s head.


    After the young man turned around he had said something, but the boy missed it.


    Deciding to ignore it the boy spoke; "Ahh. Ummm. Apparently I''m suppose to kill or cripple you. I don''t suppose you''ll cripple yourself will you?"


    "I think you might be confused. See your carriage was traveling very fast down the road and almost ran over a young boy. I yelled stop so that you would stop before hitting the child. It also was to help prevent damage to your carriage! If you had trampled the boy to death it might have broken a spoke or injured the horse. I was only looking out for your best interest."


    "Hmmm. That sounds reasonable."


    <Doesn''t matter kill him anyways.>


    "What? I have to kill him anyways?"


    <Yes, if you don''t then he''ll end up helping to destroy the multiverse. He''s way stronger than you though so it will be tough. I can take control and do it for you if you like?>


    "Ugh you do it then."


    The world shifted for the boy and he found himself no longer in control of the body. It was an odd experience as though his entire body was floating inside someone''s head.


    In control of Sun Jiao''s body Xiaobo coughed a bit to clear his throat, it was the first time he had spoken out of a human body.


    "AHEM. You boy. What is your name?"


    "My name is Fang Shi of the Emper-"


    "HAHAHAHA. FANG SHI? FANG SHI? More like Fang Shit."


    Xiaobo continued to laugh until he heard the boy''s voice in his head; <That was lame.>


    "Shut up that was good."


    Xiaobo had planned to continue laughing until the Shi guy got irritated, an upset opponent is a good opponent, but the boy had ruined the mood.


    Xiaobo added rude to the very short list of the boy''s character traits.


    "Well Fang Shit. If you don''t cripple yourself right now and beg for mercy then I, your father, will do it myself and then kill you."


    "The name is Fang SHI. And if you hadn''t noticed I just punched you through a wall. How about we just go our separate ways?"


    "Oh that? HA. Look at me, does it look like that hurt at all? A piece of trash like you? Hurt me? What a SHItty joke."


    <That was the same lame joke> thought the boy.


    "No that''s not the same joke it''s completely different."


    <You used the same joke. Why not fangtastic disgrace or something?>


    "Look do you want to do this or not."


    <No. I''ve never killed anyone before let alone fight someone stronger than me.>


    Distracted by the boy Xiaobo was a bit confused when Fang Shi said; "I just told you I don''t want to do this."


    "Huh?"


    <You''re talking to me out loud not in your head.>


    "Oh." Xiaobo said to the boy, then to Fang Shi.


    "Well you don''t have a choice. While you didn''t hurt me you did attack me and I can''t just let you walk around like that or everyone will think less of me."


    "People already think less of you."


    <Oh shit. You going to take that?>


    Xiaobo''s eye twitched at the boys remark. "The fuck you just say?"


    <I said you going to ta- oh you''re talking to him. never mind>


    Thought the boy while Fang Shi said out loud; "I said you''re behavior here is causing you to lose face. A kid almost died because of your actions but thankfully I was here and-"


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    "That''s what I thought you said, but see that doesn''t matter now does it? Nope. Not even a tiny bit. Just like you and that kid. You don''t matter one bit either. You''re less than a bit. If you took a bit and cut it in half. Then ground that half into tiny tiny bit pieces. You''d be less than that because the only thing in this city that matters is me."


    Xiaobo smiled and, having figured out how to talk mind to mind, thought to the boy <You ready to see how awesome I am?>


    <Sure.> the boy said with some expectation.


    The few people around dropped to the ground dead while Fang Shi kneeled and coughed up blood.


    The boy being inside Sun Jiao''s head hadn''t felt the pressure and asked <Holy shit! how did you do that.>


    <I just released my Will. You''ll be able to do something like that once you learn how to project my presence. Though you wont be able to control nearly as much of my Will.>


    <Who is Will?>


    <Will isn''t a per->


    <I know it was a joke.> the boy interrupted.


    <That was lame.>


    <Coming from you?>


    <Fair enough. Here''s a fucking question though how the fuck are you so calm? I just killed a bunch of innocent people.>


    <Dunno. Maybe because they aren''t really people to me? Like they are from another universe so they don''t really exist or maybe because I''m just a soul and don''t have a bunch of chemicals going crazy in my head.>


    <Fuck are chemicals? Actually. I don''t give a fuck.>


    All this took time to read, but it happened in almost a blink of an eye as thought-talk was significantly quicker than actually speaking.


    Ignoring the boy''s reply, Xiaobo in Sun Jiao''s body spoke to they dying Fang Shi; "That''s it. Kneel like the common filth you are. Feel that? That''s my importance. That''s something you don''t have because you''re a nothing."


    Xiaobo was going to end it there, but seeing Fang Shi reach for his pocket he paused out of curiosity.


    Seeing the token fall to the ground Xiaobo recognized it as the imperial crest. The Goddess had given Xiaobo all the information on Sun Jiao''s body and that included a rather large amount of information regarding his family crest.


    "Oh? You have one of those too?"


    <What''s that?>


    <It''s your family crest. Only members of the imperial family have coins like that. It means he has some relationship with the imperial family.>


    <Shit. So we can''t kill him?>


    <That was lame.>


    <Errr. That wasn''t a joke.>


    <Bitch yes it was. Who the fuck cares about some stupid pawn? We''re in the body of a direct descendant of the Emperor himself.>


    <Oh.>


    <Not just oh. Watch this.>


    Xiaobo took a few step forward, pulled out a large medallion that hung on a chain of black gold, and showed it off so that Fang Shi could see.


    "Funny thing. Mines bigger. hehe. In more ways than one trash."


    Then to the boy; <and POP there goes his head. hehe.>


    <How did you do THAT?>


    <I just mixed some ki with my Will and then put it in his head. I doubt you''ll ever get that good though.>


    <Damn. I know it should scare the shit out of me, but that was pretty damn cool.>


    <I was thinking about that. Maybe the Goddess fucked with your head? She fucked with me. hehe. Not like that obviously which is unfortunate she basically invented the big bang.>


    <Wait you know about the big bang but not chemicals?>


    <Wait you know about the big bang? I didn''t think humans could get that big.>


    <...>


    <Oh you''re talking about some earth shit huh? Don''t give a fuck let''s move on.>


    <Great so I get my body back now?>


    <Nope, the next part is WAY too dangerous. It''s actually the reason I took control since the Goddess didn''t think a weakling like you would be ready for it. I can only take control this time. A couple of times in the future, hehe, but also this once.>


    <Wait she told you about the future?>


    <Yeah. We''ll talk about it later, holding control and talking is harder than I thought so for now shut the fuck up.>


    Xiaobo turned to face the carriage just as the door clicked open.


    A small and delicate foot stepped out and a voice that sounded like an angel spoke, "Big brother what is taking so long? We''re going to be late!"


    As the angel stepped out she saw the body of Yang Shi and the token lying next to him.


    "BIG BROTHER! Y-Y-YOU KILLED HIM!?!"


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    Wanted to introduce Sun Qing, but it was too long. Next chapter is titled "My little sister can''t be this arrogant" so yay.