The End
so , the story starts out like any other hero wakes up, trains for two weeks then kills the demon lord and all creation cheers..
i wish..
Just a ordinary day, in a ordinary life for a (soon to be old) 29 year (ain''t old before your 30) Young man. He sits in the dark only lights are coming from the laptop on his lap and television, neglecting to put the ceiling light on. He''s doing his favourite hobby, one he picked up years ago,almost feels like he''s been doing it his whole life..
reading made up stories he found on the internett, atm its stories about sculptors, demons and dungeons.
When he''s reading, he occasionally takes a sipp from a beer. he''s currently enjoying his 8 one..
He does know he drinks too much and too often, but ehh beer is God..
it''s getting dark outside so he look through the tiny slit in the curtain and tries to see if his sister who lives across the street with her two daughters is home. The lights on so he figure they are, he moves a little to the side to see the house behind and sees his uncle and grandma also are.
"anyhue back to drinkin" got nothing else to do.. "bah should i put on some music" he says aloud, no one answers.. he''s been living alone for the
past ten years, a house, not inherited but rented from his dad for a negligible fee, too cheap really but ehh its 2 story+attic built in the 70''s
its getting plenty weared down.mostly because the young man had been unemployed the last 5-and a half years....
Lightning flashed, he caught the flash through the slit in the curtain. "aww fuck well.. open all bookmarks and let the sites load then i''ll unplug the internet" he said while unplugging his laptop from his charger. once everything in hisbookmarka was opened, he sighed.. "guess i gotta unplug the rest of the electric stuff.." Lightning continued to flash through the slit in the curtains, further instigating him to get up, pulling the two
multi sockets out from the wall to disconnect the stereo and tv he sighed again, now the only light that came in was from theflashes outside.
"this is soo boring hope it doesn''t last".. he went to the fridge, his eyesight had always been good so there were no problems, especially
not in a place he knew by heart.. picked up a new beer and popped it open and gave a huge sigh.. "soo good, they should make this tap water.."
he looked towards his only source of light, his laptop operating on battery power.. looked towards the curtain and thought " bah still got the warrant
on the laptop, lets put on some music, fuck the lightning!". On his 9 beer, the clock ticking towards 23.00 (night). he plugged the sockets
back in. the stereo and tv turned on. used cast device to turn on his favourite mix playlist, and turned the volume up.
Lightning continued to flash.
Rapping along (or tried to) the clock went onwards. He kept drinking. music blasting, reading some novels online. then the clock turned
23.59 there was a huge flash, bigger than any of the before and the power went out.. only light left was from the laptop on his lap. and
soon it started blaring out. distorted sounds with too much discant and the ''ole whats my name.. the young man sighed and folded the laptop, Put it The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there.
on the footrest of the chair while he stood up. stretching a bit, he went over to the tv station to see if there were anything to salvage..
As he was pressing the On button (as if that were going to help) on the tv, suddenly a blue screen erupted in front of him
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"hahahah it works!!"
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he did a little wiggle dance
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and noticed he wasn''t looking at the tv no more
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a huge flash of lightning and a even bigger boom erupted in his living room.
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Congratulations, your world is now merged with Altria!
as Altria has slightly different living differences and population every adult of the
earth has to pass a test. Good luck!
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..... what...
blue screen faded and he started to regain his vision, right in front of him a blue foul creature was condensing from smoke to real. he started thinking
"i am drunk, but fuckit.." he ran towards the blue one meter creature and crashed into it. as they hit the floor, he realised "shit that hurt .
this ain''t no fucking dream "
the blue little creature with big egg shaped eyes fangs protruding upwards towards his nose from his lower lip growled, and pushed the man to
the side.
both man and creature flailed around knocking each other with their arms as they tried to stand up, taking distance to each other. neither one
taking their eyes of each other. the man walks slowly backwards. the blue creature growls and slowly takes a dagger that was fastened to its belt.
the dagger is curved and looks wicked with a green tint even seen in the low light. the man takes two steps backwards. the blue creature growls
again and crouches, as it is about to jump.. the man stumbles a bit, the blue creature jumps. The young man looks to his left and picks up his
folded laptop , and holds it up against the dagger. the dagger penetrates it, it stops, a half centimeter from the young man''s face.. noticing the weight,
he kicks up with his knee, fortunate enough to hit “something. The blue one drops the grip on the dagger and falls to the floor.
the young man then starts to bash the blue little dwarf orc like creature with everything he can, after a while he stops. looking at the mess..as he looks at the creature a new blue screen impairs his vision.
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congratulations!
You are now joined with the system and can continue to grow like other Altrians. As the third from earth to kill an Elite Monster You will gain one extra agility attribute each level up
As the first from earth to kill an Elite Monster 15 lvls above you, you have gained the skill "Terrorize"
As a survivor from the Plot of God (to kill any unworthy Earthlings) you get the title Survivor 15+ to every standard attribute
(will update if new attributes are unlocked)
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Congratulations you are now level 5 as the first earthling to get to lvl 5 you get +5 to every attribute
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the man still half drunk looks around the living room, his i.e , tv and stereo are fried from the lightning and his laptop is smashed to pieces from
beating the head of an unknown creature. As he looks at the broken laptop he notices the dagger still stuck in it. he gingerly picks the
laptop up, disgusted by all the blood and bits of brain tissue stuck to it.. he takes the dagger out and looks closely on it, a blue screen
pops up:
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"dagger of poisoning"
deals 15-20 dmg and 8-36 poison damage over 8 seconds effects stack "
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"FUCK ME, IF HE HAD HIT I WOULDA BEEN DEAD", he takes a couple seconds holding the dagger loosely in his hands.
.. as it hits him, his sister across the road.. he yells out "all attributes to speed"
as he starts running towards the front door.