You may be wondering: What happens after you die?


    Well, I ... I was reincarnated.


    Now you might be asking, who did I become?


    Did I become a courageous hero, undertaking perilous quests to defeat the forces of evil?


    Or the noble leader of a great and powerful empire?


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    Perhaps a beautiful and regal creature, whose power brought prosperity to its land.


    No. I didn''t become any of those. Instead, I became...


    A ROCK!


    And it was all because of her...