"May you rot in hell!",


    "You too you bastard!", I made sure to shout at the priest as I was escorted from the church and out of the grounds. What the fuck is up with those guys?! I say one thing and the next thing I know I''m up shit creak without a paddle. Honestly... I don''t know what they see in this ''god''. Ifhe''s out there somewhere he would want the human race to prosper rarther than continue on boring ancient traditions and ceremonies.The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.


    This was supposed to be a good day too. I had booked a day off work and even forked out for a new tuxedo to go to this bloody wedding. John even asked me to come; he should''ve known this would have happened when he invited me in the first place.


    Ah never mind. I''ve got a new tuxedo now anyway and it was worth beating up the quit to relieve some stress. I suppose I should call a taxi then~


    *HONK HONK*


    Ah shit.


    *SLAM*