Introduction: Um - The story of how someone died due to some reason or another, was reborn in a different world which contained magic and Neko-girls in a pseudo-medieval setting, and attended a magic academy, impressed the old king, had a harem, destroyed the monsters, which was read by over an million viewers on the syosetsu, got adapted into a light novel (for which I鈥檓 very grateful, even though it was @lph@p0lis), which then got adapted into a slightly worse manga that didn鈥檛 prove to popular and hence axed, (volume 6 is on sale!) and is currently considered for an anime adaptation (pray for it, everyone), or an incomplete OVA (please don鈥檛 pray for this) with four spinoffs already in the works, along with two prequels and one sequel -did not happen?!Warning - Actual Content Varies Wildly, And Both the Synopsis and the Title are Wildly Misleading (Though Accurate, In Lieu of the Negative Sentence Used). Read this at your Own Peril. May Lead to Loss Of Sanity, An Uncomprehending Face, or A Tell-tale Heart. Reactions Can Range From Mild Vexation, Medium Indignation, Regretful Exasperation, Passionate Ire And Dissipating Desire. You May Also Hear Audible Breathing, Loud Snorting, Deafening Farting, Or Even Distinct Laughing. Even More Rarer Cases Can Include A Bemused Chuckle, Bloody Coughing, Death Throes, Unquenchable Tears And A Faint Sense of Unfathomable Melancholy (Unlikely, But Still).   Story is Supposed To Describe Real Life, Which Unfortunately Does Not Resemble A Story. Events, Characters, Actions, and Details Will Be Provided By the Author. Meaning and Morals Depends on the Reader.This Is A Cipher, Of Which You Are the Theme....