Introduction: Getting summoned to a new world of magic and demons and monsters sounds pretty fucking awesome and just like many of the fictions Drake had read they're summoned as heroes. But a) why the fuck would they want to be heroes and b) they aren't exactly the most heroic people either so that kind of job spec isn't for them...at all. But there is one thing that tickles their fancies in this new world and like any good lad, they listen to their dicks, hards...hearts, hearts of course....