Alex Kel August, a.k.a A.K.A, (damn I always want to say that), your everyday *pow* Otaku* pow pow*
and a *pow* hardcore fan of One Piece *Crack* ooh, that''s gonna hurt. Anyway, where am I ? Right, One Piece, light novel, anime, manga and muffin are my only peace haven left from this shitty life of mine... oh for fuck sake let me finish my introduction here *Crash* What I''m doing? Punching some random assasin of course. Why you ask? Well, I''m pretty famous in the underworld, you know? The badass, handsome fighter in a steel cage kind of guy ( yeah right, ''handsome'' *smirk*) shut up parenthesis. Well, some biggg mafia boss decide that I''m an eyesore . So here I am, in a dark alley with 20 or so muscular guy lying on the ground, not a very pretty sight... but hey am I awsome or what? Mwahahahaha * bang bang bang* Eh? Blood? WTF? *Wasted* ( insert GTA5 sound effect here)
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- Some where in a white world with cloud as floor and infinity as ceiling-
"No! Muffin! Come back! Don''t leave me" Agh! Fuck ! That''s hurt! Huhm? Where the fuck am I? What happend?
"Apartrently you died" (???)
Eh? Parenthesis? What''s wrong with you? How can i call you parenthesis if you don''t use parenthesis? Oh right, that motherf*cker shot me. Cheap bastard *mumble mumble*
"Ahem"
*mumble mumble*
"AHEM"
"WHAT? "
"Hiiii!"
"What the....?" *hic hic* *sob* *hic hic* Umm... why is there a crying loli here (red hair, big blue eye, perfect oval face, soft cheek, petty body. Right in my strike zone)... Should i call the police? Parenthesis, don''t know you have that kind of fetish, dude. And here I thought you were my BB onee-chan brothers in arm ( I''m in the cliche girl faction though) *hic hic sob hic hic* "Stop crying already! Goddanmit! What the fuck are you crying for anyway"
"Hiii! But... but... you''re scary" *sob*
(* Kaboom* GAP MOE! KITAAAAA) umm... parenthesis? I''m gonna call the police, you know?