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congradulations you have gained the cla... error system error unknown presence confirmed in the system... hello mortal i will grant you 10 wishes for freeing me from my eternal prison
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me: what the shit is this, is that a FUCKING dragon in the sky?!
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<td>i was a dragon mortal, i have been tortured for a millennium. now i am just a soul in a lifeless controllable vessel.</td>
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me:wait so i can wish for anything?
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<td>(yes... yes you can mortal)</td>
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me: first i wish to be reborn in a xianxia world as a kitsune, second i wish to have 50x learning speed, third i wish to have a personality that matches my appearence but i still have some resemblance of my current personality, fourth i wish to have 30x cultivation speed, fifth i wish that all my unique and normal abilities like my learning and cultivation speed can evolve, last i wish to have my four last wishes reserved for me in the next life.
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<td> i can do that all mortal but at a price... i have to kill you first for you to be reborn</td>
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jackson: "um is it just me or did the dragon just give us a luigi death stare and is now coming towards us"
nathan: whaaaaaa.. "it cant be.. *looks up* .........oh shit this is bad"
me: *sees something wet start to show on the front on nathans pants*what the hell hes fucking pissing himself ahhahaahhahaah.
jackson:"guys!! ruuuuuuun!"
nathan: "Cody come the fuck on why are you just standing there!!"
me: "you guys wont be able to run from a dragon, just embrace your death!"
jackson: "Cody what the hell is wrong with you! you sound like your emo or goth"This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source.
nathan: "just leave him!"
me: "peace out guys cya later"
jackson: *sees codys head gets cut off* "NOOOOOOOOOOO CODY!!!!"
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later in a dark but warm and cramped place
me:im not surehow much time has passed but i think its been somewhere like 8 months in this dark place....., i feel like somethings starting to push me out.im starting to see a bright light.. now it is blinding me
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from a random ladies pov
lady1: its a girl!! milady
lady2: *hears guys saying yes! and finally a sister!* "BOYS i can hear you... get in here boys"
man1: "ahh damnit she caught us!"
man2: "might as well get in there"
littleboy1: "daddy i wanna see the baby!!"
man1: *picks up boy* "ok bud"
littleboy2: *silent*
man1: welp lets go see the baby..............
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codys pov
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due to choosing a kitsune (a womans only race that is only born every 50 years) you are now a girl
congradulations to your new and girl.. ly life kekekekekkekekeke
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cody: *stares blankly at the screen for 2 minutes* "wait... WHAAAAAT" "my little bud, its gone" starts crying how a baby should when its born"
lady1: Its a girl milady
lady2: "may i see her please"
cody *stop rubbing it in, girls ur hurting me emotionally*
cody: *hears men and boys in the room*
littleboy1: "mommy can i see her please"
lady2: "yes you can but be careful not to drop her"
littleboy1: *holds me* "i will protect you little sister
me: *nuuu i dont wanna be a little sister*
me: *wait shouldnt this be a different world, if so then how can i understand this language. it sounds just like english*
litleboy1: gives me back to the lady i assume is my mom, gets a glimpse of a second boy, looks into each others eyes, hears a voice in my head*
voice: "i know who and what u are come talk to me when your ready and old enough to talk"
lady2: i will name you.......