Krill: Hello and welcome, this is Newspage and I am your host, Krill.


    Cookie: And I’m cookie!


    Krill: Unfortunately, there isn’t any news this week because nothing particularly newsworthy occurred, however, this is the perfect time for us to begin our public outreach program! If any of you have a story to share or think something should be discussed in the magazine, drop a comment under this chapter.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    Cookie: Gimme cookies too!


    Krill: That’s all for this week, I’m Krill.


    Cookie: And I’m cookie.


    Krill: And this was Newspage.