Somewhere in a forest apeared a small but very powerfull magical vortex it swirled like crazy acting like a blackhole but then it stoped and in its place lay a very small creature.
It was a fairy and its wings where shimmering all the colors bit at a time size wise its was around 30cm tall quite big for its race but as they are magic creatures that can change there size to 1/3rd or double no one will think its weird. And here is where a little prank comes in. muwhahahaha
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Oww could of told me that you whould knock me out shesh could of just put me to sleep but nooo have to basically hit me across da head with a frying pan...atleast that’s the only thing i know that hurts this bad actually why is there no bump if i got hit???
Aw well better just forget it no use crying over spilled milk and all that, now where am i and such?
I looked around and i see a tree, a tree, a tree OH LOOK! A flower :l
Yeah i am guessing i am in a forest (no duh sherlock) shut it me i know sometimes i am a little looney but dont need to be sarcarstic to myself (are you litterly argueing with yourself after all i am you thinking) aye and???? This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.
I wave my fist at myself and then noticed its not the hand i am used to. Yeah my hand used to be kinda gruff after doing gardening and such (and also all the other “fun” things you did aswell) hey shut it me i dont want other’s to know that.
(you do know everyone does it right? Even animal’s) note to self need to get checked as going a bit insane talking to myself (na your just doing it because your a little bitch and are trying to run away from your surroundings) hey! (what it’s true) and then it hit me why i thought my hands looked weird it looks like female hands.
I look down and notice well i am naked but not only that but i have lost the little dangle down stairs. Well only one thing i can say.
“THANK FUCK FOR BEING A GIRL!”
Incase you are wondering female’s get off alot easyer than guys and i can say that stuff is cute without people thinking i am gay best reincarnation eva nuff said.
*russle*
What’s that? I turn around to where the noise came from and all i see is the tree that was a bit away fell down and a straight after.
*splash*
I seen what looks like brown water? *sniff sniff* what is that smell? Whatever it is i think its best to go the other way i can think of everything once i get safe and water and such. And that is how i started my first day in this new world.
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Ontop of a hill in a cave where the “brown water” is comeing from sat a dragon crouching down.
*huuunnnggg* *pant pant*
“I knew i shouldn’t of eat that fire turtule it always give me the runs..but it was soo good. OH SHIT IT’S COMEING AGAIN”
*fwosh*
And that explains the small “river” flowing throught the forest that some beings think is contaminated water, turns out it was just a dragon with the runs.