name as you go through the 3 matches when you have your MMR and RANK you will be able to change your username:


    Your generic name is......................[Nobody!]]


    Nobody? what kind of name is that!?


    Well whatever


    When I see there were 4 characters next to mine mm... let''s see above each character there is a name...... let''s see


    There is one girl with two blades called TheExcalibur


    A lycanthrope maybe? yeah he is a lycanthrope called, FuckYou


    A...the fuck? a panda? called po.....hey wait a minute......(-.-)


    And an mmm..... what the hell is that? it looks like a slime I think..... called SaberLanceX


    ok....


    "Hey dudes, Do you hear me?", ???


    a micro above the girl appears and then someone began to speak, a young man voice


    "Sure man, load and clear", The Panda


    "Let''s win this shit", The Lycanthrope


    "Hey what kind of character is that magician I don''t remember seeing it", the slime?


    Oh I see everyone use speakers in this game, ok


    "H-hi guys , yeah I can hear you, This hero s called Adalbert," I say


    "Adalbert? well whatever we have 2 minutes to decided which lane we should go, My hero is a rooming hero so I will go rooming" said SaberLanceX


    "My hero is a carry so I will go in the safe lane," said the TheExcalibur


    "My hero can go either mid lane or off," said Po


    I remember Mika said that Adalbert is a mid lane hero?


    "M-my Adalbert is a mid lane hero," I said


    "Ok I will go support with lexus," said the slime


    Mmmm... Lexus must be the hero''s name of that girl with two blades


    " Ok now buy your items and let''s go!"


    Items? why do these guys know so much about the game? ... I mean we are all level one right?


    In the bottom part of the screen, there was a photo of my hero and next, there was two bars, one red and one blue, that must be mana and life right?


    Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation.Next, there are the powers and then there is a small bag and next to it said gold....... ok I think I got it.


    By the way, my current gold is 600


    and next to it there are 6 squares that are empty and above the squares said items. Well if I had to guess, this means that I only have 6 items.


    Finally, there was a button that says shop, ok let''s see


    Woah there are a lot of items mmm what should I buy.....


    Shit! There are only 40 seconds until the game starts.....


    think, think, think, ok I got it I will the boot it only cost 300, mmm well since my hero has "feets" I will buy two boots


    Ok! I am ready, let''s go!


    I advance with Adalbert and the soldiers, I remember the match that Mika and Eldrick had so I will stop near the river that divides the map between the two sides.


    The opponent that is is front of me is a little pixie, what a cutie~!


    in that moment in the chat menu appears a little square with the pixie photo in it, then a text was sent


    -"Hey, guys look that retard has two boots, LOL!!!!"


    Huh?


    -"Hey, Adalbert are you some kind of idiot!!!!!!?????" said TheExcalibur


    -"Shit! what kind of dog shit I have, a noob in my team!" said Po


    -"Wait ,guys I don''t really unders-" Before I finish SaberLanceX said


    -"Noob!, the boots don''t stack each other!!!"


    man, I really screwed it this time


    -"Calm down guys! , as you guessed I don''t really know too much about this game but I will try my best!" I said


    -"fuck you!" said the 4 in unison


    Woah what a synchro


    Ok, let''s do what I can before they start to insult me again!


    [1 minute later~]


    [First blood! by Enteil, the pixie!]


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    Sorry Mika, daddy defraud you!