He arrived. In the blackness between reality, fiction and other realms he appeared. " What the Fuuuuuwait... wait wait hold on a second... blackness... check, sudden teleportation or fast travel... check, I''m in a book! Hey author, could you speed up the plot a bit?"This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.


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    "Soooo I''m stuck here untill the plot moves on a bit.."


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    "Mr blue screen, hurry up a bit please?


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    "... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!"