"Well actually, I''m feeling rather nervous, yet apathetic at the same time, but that would be a no from me, Simon?"


    "Who''s Simon?"


    The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon."I did, but from what Rodney tells me, you spent a very intimate two hours with your new hen?"


    "Two hours? It was more like ten to twenty seconds."


    "I suppose so. Is that a bad thing?"


    "Of course not! It only shows how strong of a bond which you can have. Anywho, let''s not talk about this during your break, which you should use to relax from your hard work."