you prefer for me to eat before I talk, or while I talk?”


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    The worst I could find was this giant vertical circle. Basically you’d get into a seat and it’d send you around in a series of loops, over and over again. The whole thing had me petrified, but I knew that all I had to do was get on, and then I’d be in it until it was done. I squeezed myself into the line and barely passed the height check. Everyone else in line was a teenager or college student. They kept bumping into me because I was so much shorter than them. When I got to the front of the line the operator just stared at me for a long time. He reeked of weed, but I didn’t even know what that was back then. I think he was considering not letting me through, but the people behind me started yelling at him to hurry up so I got on the thing anyway. About then the lights flickered.


    did.”