"You''re not the dragon elder are you?" A rather bulky man was stood in front of us, he reminds me of the Greeks with those weird tunics although they do look kinda bad-ass with the scales. His hair was white which is basically the only colour I''ve seen around here and his haircut sort of reminds me of Tom Baker.
Of course the more important thing is that he isn''t accepting our bullshit.
"You''re not the doctor are you?" He became puzzled by my question which is kind of what I expected honestly.
"You''re both royal elves, that I can clearly see..." he moved his eyes between me and sister. Oh lord is this guy really thinking what I think he''s thinking?
"Yes we''re siblings, but I''m not legal yet so she''s waiting." He seems rather taken aback, I think that means I was right on the spot.
"Wait what is that supposed to mean?" Sylvia lightly chuckled and looked at both me and the dragon leader. Then like magic it looked like the final piece of the puzzle clicked. "OH GOD ALFRED YOU ARE DISGUSTING! OUR PARENTS AREN''T EVEN RELATED! THAT''S A MYTH! DID YOU REALLY THINK WE HAD THAT WEIRD CUSTOM IN OUR SPECIES? WHAT KIND OF SPECIES PROMOTES INBREEDING?"
Hang on a moment, I think two little shits told me that royal elves were inbred.
We thought it was true, everyone says it! Have you seen how similar they look?
Okay Flare''s racist, what''s your excuse Almighty Magical Intelligence?
... Not all the information I have is true I''ve learnt.
"Alright so screaming sister aside, I need some things from you." I announced to the leader. "A dragon''s milk, a dragon''s egg, a dragon''s tear, a dragon''s blood and a dragon''s heart."
You don''t need a dragon''s heart.
That''s just for fun.
"So let me get this straight; you walk in and demand from me things that are related to the biology of a dragon... one of which I would have to kill a dragon to get. Did you think we''d just hand them over to you even for a price?" He makes a fair point.
"Honestly I could kill you all, try to find everything and just be done with it but this seems more practical. Since you know I''m not the bloody elder then you must know that I have the power known as void, which means I can actually kill all of you." Hang on a moment... "Actually the other thing seems more practical, this is ethical."
"Alright." Who knew that would be easier than I anticipated? I''ve really grown as well, I''m threatening people''s entire lives instead of just straight-out murdering them. This has been a win-win for everyone, just not the dragons. "We''ll get you what you desire."
"Actually, I was expecting more of a quid pro quo sort of situation. Any sort of really bad issue I can deal with in return?"
Ewan are you asking for more work?
And if he doesn''t you''re willingly doing a good thing.
I''ve noticed that all our conversations seem to include with me being insulted in some way.
Can you guys stop arguing for a minute?
Stolen story; please report.When we did make it out of the tent I stopped paying attention to Sylvia since basically every dragon in the vicinity had stared at us like we were the antichrist. They eavesdropped, how rude.
I have had my faith restored in this woman now.
Regardless, just head straight, the late princess'' headquarters should be west after you exit out of a crevice.
Also Ewan, the dragons aren''t nomads this is a military checkpoint and you''re basically at the gates of the valley of the dragons. Their entire civilization is from this point forth.
Also Ewan...
<table><tbody><tr><td><table><tbody><tr><td> Due to recent events the following titles have been gained:
- Goddess of Death
- Goddess of Fear
- Goddess of Hatred
- Goddess of Strife
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Actually you''ve become so associated with death throughout the dragon populace that you achieved the Goddess of Death title. You''ve basically put the dragons in a constant state of fear from your threatening, ergo Goddess of Fear. Goddess of Hatred is self-explanatory by the last two. For Goddess of Strife, you are basically the living incarnation of strife so I''m surprised you didn''t get it sooner.
Actually I''m surprised you''re not a horseman of the apocalypse, you seem perfect for the job.
One of the dragons must have been telepathic and transmitted everything you said.
I took a five second nap... FIVE SECONDS and then I just suddenly find I''m more powerful. So I just suddenly see that I am basically Eris, Thanatos and Phobos combined. WHAT DID YOU DO EWAN?
<table><tbody><tr><td> Interference from Goddess was denied due to Faithlessness</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<table><tbody><tr><td>Interference from God was denied due to Faithlessness</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<table><tbody><tr><td>Interference from Goddess was denied due to Faithlessness</td></tr></tbody></table>
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<table><tbody><tr><td>Interference from God was denied due to Faithlessness</td></tr></tbody></table>
Yup, they''re pissed.
Pretty much. We shouldn''t visit soon, they''re going to be really pissed we''re stepping into their territory.