Dear Soul # 54321,


    Please find enclosed your lives for this cosmic cycle.


    Be advised the incarnations provided may not be in linear order. This effect is unintentional and is due toa mishap in handling. Regretfully, time constraints made reordering unfeasible. Please know that the responsible party has been reprimanded and we will endeavour in future cycles to avoid any such disorder.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    We hope this won''t adversely effect your experience.


    Happy Living!


    The Powers That Be.