Chapter 0: A chapter stolen from another place, another anime.


    It happened one day in 2069, when all these random fidget spinners started raining down everywhere.


    At first, they seemed harmless enough, so a bunch of us normies invented this cool new spinning technique.


    Thats when we realised these fidget spinners weren''t so harmless after all.


    They were packed with [STAND] powers from another world. [STAND]s would emerge based on the spinning prowness of the user, the strongest of which is rumored to have sunk the long lost nation of Kekistan.


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    These [STAND] users are respectfully called austists and the battles between them are unoriginally called [STAND] battles.


    My name is Johnny and my father has just been killed by a mysterious man who calls himself "I''m depressed".


    Together with my [possibly worthless] friends who will serve no other purpose than make me look stronger, I will find my father''s killer and bring him to justice and... possibly save the whole of mankind in the process?


    I dunno, this is frankly all kind of gay.


    [Opening theme song abruptly plays]