Introduction: One human, one volcano, will things get hot and spicy? Find out if you dare. Also if you read this entire fiction you will find a hot goth gf in the span of two minutes after you finish it.Also, also,  I plan on updating everyday with chapters around 1500 to 2000 words after new years.Also, also, also if you have read this far just now you're incredibly sexy. I am an incredibly bored person...