Mommy said I had something in my tummy. She said it was a xenomorph, and she also said I got it because I was a bad cat and didn''t properly strange my dad. It reminds me of the time mom was pregnant with my 50th sister, except I''m the one with the... well, xenomorph.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.


    And then, there was that one time where my big bro took out his smaller arm and said to clean it... It looked like a sausage, so I ate it. Turns out it tasted like chicken instead of beef, what a disappointment.


    Don''t judge me.