Arrival V</u>
Woah there cowboy, I know we''ve just got hitched an'' all but this seems a little... over-the-top... Besides, when this Garb finally comes off... Well let''s just say you''ll be in for quite the surprise...
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As it bloody well should be, the hell were you thinking?
“More importantly can anyone be okay when you''re crushing them to death with your body!
Wait, are those tusks!?
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Also isn''t it a bit early to talk about love, we''ve just met after all!
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Right... before I was rudely interrupted by my marriage – another thing I''d have to shove to one side and deal with later – I was going to warn him about the strange actions of the guards in the parapets...
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Wow, it really is a ''killing floor'' now.
Wait, six? Where the fuck did that Imperial floozy that married me run off too? Indeed, the tall Master of Ceremonies had disappeared at some point between ending my life for the second time in one day – No I''m not being overly dramatic! Anyone would think their life was over if they got married without their say-so! … Okay so maybe I hadn''t quite pushed that situation to one side after all... - and the Emperor pushing himself off me– no, not like that, dirty brain! - I''d just have to track him down later so I could introduce my foot to his face. And his groin. Until they were both unrecognisable. It was the least he deserved after all!
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Right.. that''s me...
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Hearing him in this situation he sounds like he''s barely out of his teens... if even that... wonderful, yet another good reason to run away from my ''husband''...
Yeah... I guess self-preservation is a good motivator...
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Had I mentioned how much I hated this thing yet?
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“So that Elven Lady had such an impressive title, huh? Guess it explains why she took a spear with her to the bathing room... no, actually, it probably just showed she was a bit off in the head...
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Try just before they were married... heh... maybe I can find a way to escape during all this confusion... and before the Garb removes itself and my ''husband'' gets the shock of his life...
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Dilly-dallying? Really? Who even says that? … Actually are we even speaking English right now?
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More of this lovey stuff?.. Please.. just.. stop? It''s embarrassing... for you... ugh...
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“look from Verrick spurred him on, “err, I''ll make sure you all get medals... for erm... valour... or something...” His attempts at mollifying them barely lessened the looks of hurt on the guardsmen''s faces. Thankfully, Leris interrupted before the awkward atmosphere could get any more strained.
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I think I''ll take this moment to reiterate how much I fucking hate this thing!!
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