...


    Cold...


    It''s cold...


    Why does it feel cold?


    Wait...


    Who am I?Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    ...


    ...


    ...


    Oh well, I''ll remember eventually.


    First off can''t I get just a bit warmer?


    ...


    Do I just have to endure this cold?


    Where even am I?


    --<Dungeon System Installation Complete>--


    --<Would you like to start the tutorial?>--


    --<Yes/No>--


    ...


    What?


    What is this, a game?


    Am I inside a game?


    Wait, what even is a game?


    --<Would you like to start the Tutorial?>--


    --<Yes/No>--


    ...


    Well, I do want to know whats going on so, yes.


    --<Confirmed>--


    --<Beginning Tutorial>--