PRIMORDIAL GOD LUNA
“What are you doing?” the monster’s voice echoed out, deep yet at the same time strangely melodic.
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“Sarcasm?”
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“… you don’t have to be afraid. I’m not going to harm you.”
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“… why do you think you were able be so strong during your last battle? Do you honestly believe it was all of your own accord?” the monster asked, ignoring Lynne’s tantrum.
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“That is exactly what happened,” the monster said in a matter-of-fact way. “You nearly dried me completely.”
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“H-hey!! What are you thinking?!!”
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“N-no!!”
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“Do you want me to eat yo-u alive!? Huh?! Is-is that what you want?!” the monster’s voice went from deep into high-pitched within a single moment, changing the suffocating atmosphere from the start to that of playground’s.
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“What do you mean? Oh! You – you shameless bastard!”
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“Shameless bastard! I am Venerated, Beloved, Worshiped Primordial God Luna – Primordial God of Flames! Ha? Are you terrified? Are you ready to kneel before me and kowtow for eternity to seek my forgiveness?!”
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“Khm, y-you are just… just… yeah, just a backwater kid!! How could you have possibly heard of a Deity such as myself? Hah! Let me tell you: I ruled the Realms before! I definitely did! Hah! I once burned an entire realm because a kid, not unlike yourself, teased me terribly! Hah! Are you afraid yet?!”
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“… please, I beg you, stop teasing me! Wa wa...” … is she crying?! Fuck, she’s totally crying!! What the hell does a gigantic monster have to cry for?! Oh my god, what the shit is this situation?!
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“Great, thank you! Waa, waaaaaa...” the monster cried loudly, like a little child, its endless tentacles weaving about like serpents.
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“I-I, sob, I summoned you because I, sob, need your help.”
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“What?”
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“You know how you killed a bunch of people just now?” the monster asked.
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“… right… so, I realized that each time you killed someone, a bit of my body fell apart.”
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“Eh? No, it’s fine. This isn’t my true body.” Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.
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“I was cursed,” the monster explained. “By my mum.”
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“Yes,” the monster said, lowering its head lightly, cheeks flushing red. “It’s a bit embarrassing to say it, but… mum cursed me because… well, because I refused to marry Sir Longlel Lolson and…”
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“… no, I’m very much real, as is Sir Longlel Lolson.”
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“No? Why? Is it strange?”
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“Khm, anyway, because I refused, mum turned me into this monster, and told me that the only way to lift the curse is to… to… to…”
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“It’s to… to… to bed ten thousand men!!” the monster suddenly screamed out.
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“Wait, please don’t go! I would never do such a shameless thing!” the monster cried out. “That’s why I summoned you here; each time you killed someone – beast or a person – a bit of this body was skinned off.”
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“I just need a bit of help, and I’ll be able to destroy the rest of the body from inside out.”
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“Oh.”
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“Yes?”
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“Ah, yes! Do you like them?”
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“What do you mean?”
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“… you meanie…”
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“Hey, I’m not a child!! I’ll have you know that I’m over sixty million years old!”
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“Twelve and up what?”
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“It’s not much. I’ve managed to mostly keep your injuries external. It should take about a month for full recovery without the help of any medicine. That pet of yours has gone to search for something, though, so I imagine it will be faster.”
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“Uh… no?”
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“Pretty sure that’s not how it goes.”
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“Many?!!”
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“Say what now?”
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“You’re actually suffering from delusions, no?”
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“Occasionally?!!”
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“You’re still only in Magus Realm,” the monster explained cheerfully, happy the topic moved away from Lynne’s self-delusions. “There is no way you should be able to do the things you did, as you simply lack understanding, Mana and myriad of other things required. However, because I let you borrow my seed--”
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“Hey! It’s your perverted mind that jumps to conclusions!! Khm, anyway, as I let you borrow my… strength… you were able to practically leap realms and fight. You’re – on your own that is – just an above-average Master Archmage. However, I can torpedo you to the Grand Realm within two years if you’re interested!”
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“Yap.”
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“I live outside of it,” the monster explained. “All Primordial Gods are born as such, as we’re direct children of Origin Laws. I, for instance, was born of Origin Law’s spark, and was born directly as a Primordial God. If you wish to qualify me against your system, I’m in Divine Realm.”
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“Not at the moment.”
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“At best, I can lend you my strength once in a while,” Luna explained further. “But, as I’m not inside my original body, I’m extremely limited in what I can do. I can’t even move from this very spot, as I don’t know whether this form even has legs.”
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“However, if you do help me recover my true body, we can make a pact: I’ll be your follower for a thousand years, and defend you against everyone and everything!”
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“… ah, talking to you is like talking to a cutie that just so happens to be a sculpture.”
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“… did I just say that out loud?”
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