Introduction: Melvin is a D&D player that likes to go off on his own and kill everything in sight.  After losing his Paladin to a Vampire Lich, he and his friends go to a party for a night of hot girls and booze.  Since, they are underage they need to use fake IDs to get in the club.  Things don't go well.  He takes a mixed bag of nearly every drug imaginable and goes berserk.  In his inebriated  state he is easy prey for an old fashion necromantic summoning and soul binding ritual.  Now in a new world and a new body he has to cope with never getting laid as an undead Lich. Watch as he leads an uprising to break free of the necromancer's compound only to find a world that is unwelcoming to undead.  Prepare for brutality and memes as this sarcastic and angry player has to lead a bunch of noobs through a unforgiving world.  There will be blood, body parts, and lamentations....