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Chapter 58 Delivering Babies for Dummies

    Yaoyao baby is due in two weeks so Robin mom Carol is coming back from her research trip early to help deliver thebaby. This will be my first time meeting Robins mom. Luka told me she looks like a miniRobin with blonde hair.WhenI say mini I mean she is a legal lolly standing in at 4 foot 11 inches. How did Gordon do her. She can literality sit on his shoulder like a parrot. Gordon I did not know you were a lolicion.


    Natasha, Daphne, Isac, Reiji andGordan. Went on a mission and are coming back today. Leaving us kids Marco, Yaoyao and Celine at home. Marco was here to watch the House. While Celine chose to stay because if she did not she would miss her favoriteSpanish Soap Opera Me Gusta Carmine. It is the season finale. She told me Enrique Just woke up from his coma but plot twist he does not remember Carmine. Nothing is gong o tear her away from the TV/


    Luka Left a moment ago to go work on his car. There are few thing he like in this world beside me, One of them are his cars and drag racing'' Yep Luka got the need for speed. He thinks he Vin Deiseal in the Fast and Furious. Well he is pretty good though. He also makes extra cash that way, Well that is his me time. We all need some time to ourselves, Mine is baking and Reading light novels and Wuxia. Mikki is painting and Video games.. After Luka leavesMikki, Eva, Gabe, Marco and I are watching a movie. Danm it I is a horror flick,


    Jarrin I thought you said this was a comedy


    Mikki: It is I am laughing at you.


    Gabe: You were rightJarrin make funny face when she is scared.


    Marco: I think they are cute


    Jarrin: Shut up Marco


    Eva: I don''t like this.


    Neither do I. This movie is Called human Mask. It is about teenagers who go into the woods. They deserve to get killed they went into the fucking woods.Anyway a serial killer picks them off one by one. Than he cuts off there faces and he wears them as a mask.


    Jarrin and Eva: AHHHHHHHHHH!


    Mikki, Marco and Gabe: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! This is hilarious


    Yaoyao comes down stairs


    Yaoyao: What is going o....... Ahhh


    Jarrin: What wrong are you ok?


    Yaoyao: Fine I think MY WATER JUST BROKE!


    Everyone: WHAT!


    Mikki: Yaoyao you can''t to do this to us.


    Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.Jarrin: Didn''t you say you had two weeks.


    Yaoyao: I said two weeks but the baby said NOOOOWWWW


    Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH


    Oh god what the fuck do we do. I am not equipped to handle this. I am only seventeen. We help Yaoyao to the couch. Gabe is Freaking out.


    Eva: I thought babies came from the Stork.


    I am not getting in to this conversation right now. I ask Gabe to take Eva away so the scene wont scar her for life. I hope this is not going to scar me for life.


    Mikki: Marco you deliver the baby your the oldest.


    Yaoyao: I AM NOT LETTING HIM NEAR MY VAAGINA!


    Jarrin: Fair point


    Marco: Celine is out of the question she is glued to the Tv go get Robin.


    I run to Robin room and bang on her door. Robin hurry the fuck up. She finally open the door she is in her pajama.


    Robin: What wrong why did you wake me up


    Jarrin: Sorry to disturb your nap but YAOYAO HAVING A BABY!


    Robin: WHAT!


    Robin I run down stairs Yaoyao is screaming in pain.


    Marco; What do we do your a biology major.


    Robin: What does that have to do with any thing. I know I will call my mom. She will know what to do.


    She calls her mom


    Robin: NO answer danm it.


    Marco Decide to call Reiji


    Marco: He Reiji when will you guys be back


    Reiji: Not until tonight


    Marco: You might want to hurry up because YOUR WIFE IS HAVING YOUR BABY!


    Reiji: That is not funny


    Marco: DO YOU THINK I AM FUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW!


    Reiji: WHAT!


    Marco hangs up Reiji is on on his way. and Yaoyao is still wailing in pain oh god how are we going to get through this.


    Mikki: Maybe we can google it.


    Jarrin: Mikki doctors spend years learning this stuff there is know way you will find this on the internet.


    Mikki: Found it


    Everyone: WHAT


    Mikki: How to deliver a heathy baby at home for dummies.


    Robin: Just don''t sit there readit already it


    Mikki begin to red the instruction step by step andRobin tells uswhatto do. Push Yaoyao push so this god forsaken event can be over. We here crying it a boy.


    Robin: Congratulations it is a boy wheat are you going to name him.


    Yaoyao: Reiji and I already decided on a name His name is Zhang Ketsueki.


    Welcome to world baby Zhang you sure no how to make a entrance. We hear the door bell ring and It is Carol. Really she shows up now.


    Carol: Did I miss something


    Everyone: YES!
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