After Mikki tell us her story I all can say is shit did not see that coming Mikki fucking cheated death. Everyone introduces themselves to Mikki than Celine Pick her up over her shoulder and head to the bathroom where Have I seen this before oh no.
Celine: You may not be a Vampire but I need to teach you the ways of woman
Mikki: No thank you
Celine: That exactly what Jarrin said She did not get a choice either
Mikki: Jarrin help a sister out
Jarrin: Think of this as payback for taking me to the woods have fun
Mikki: Jarrin you bitch
Natasha: I remember lessons of woman hood not pretty as specially the way Celine teaches it the poor girl.
Jax: hey Luka what is the lessons of woman hood
Luka: I do not know and hope to never find out
Celine takes Mikki into the bathroom and then I start to hear scream moment later. she come out a couple hours later traumatize.
Mikki: Never again Never again
Daphne: I am guessing Since your family thinks your dead you do not have a place to stay you can stay with us we have plenty of space. we also need to sign you for school and get you some Identification.
Mikki: Hey Jarrin how was my funeral
Jarrin: Ok they played your favorite song I still don''t know why
Mikki: They played Here Comes the Boom haha I wish I could have seen my grandma face she is all strict and prudy
Marco: Can I ask you a question
Mikki: sure
Marco: what color panties are you wearing
Mikki: Green
Jarrin: YOUR NOT SUPOSE ANSWER HIM YOU IDIOT
I run up to Marco and kick him he is sent flying like mother fucking team rocket blasting of again.
Jarrin: Fucking perv
Daphne: Wow You beat to the punch.
Jax: Luka the woman in your family are horrifying
Luka:.........
Jax walks up to Mikki
Jax: Hey I am Jax You are fucking hot for someone who use to be a dude
Mikki: Mikki yeah if I was guy I wreck me till the sun don''t shine
Luka: Mikki your taking this pretty well for being turn into a girl
Mikki: Shit happens Maybe I be mad if I was ugly but I am fucking gorgeous Look at these tits
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Jarrin: Luka you better not look at her tits
Mikki: Ahh Jarrin you wants some peanut butter with that jelly
Jarrin: I AM NOT JEALOUS
Mikki: Do not worry Luka is not my type and if I ever decide to fuck a guy it probably be Jax go big or go home right.
Jax: YES!
Jarrin: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FUCKING HIM!
Luka: Please stop having this conversation in front of my family
Shit I forgot everybody is here God danm you Mikki you piss me off so much I forgot everyone was here in the room. Daphne has the biggest grin on her face. Isac covering Eva ears but still smiling. Everyone of these fuckers are smiling. even Fucking Marco who just came back. Kill me now where is the rope.
Mikki: Don''t worry guys she just embarrassed she never knew how to show her feeling even when she was young the more embarrassed she got the more the angrier she gets and the more she cursed.
Jarrin: I AM NOT EMBARRASSED
Mikki: see
Jarrin: SHUT UP MIKKI
After I blow my top Jax says good bye and head off on his motorcycle and Natasha give Mikki a space key. then Daphne Register Mikki at school as Mikayla Zane. Then I decide to go to my room in lye down in my bed I hear a knock. I go to the door and It is Mikki
Mikki: Can I come in
Jarrin: Come on
Mikki: I just wanted to say sorry this was my fault for taking you to the woods that day. I was and idiot you tried to warn me and I did not listen. I even tried kill you I did not have (crying) did not have control over my own body.
Jarrin: I did kill you so I am also sorry. Yeah you were and Idiot but your my idiot and no one messes with my idiot.
Mikki: can I sleep with you
Jarrin: What are you five
Mikki: just tonight I miss my best friend and we are girls now we can do shit like this.
Jarrin: fine
I go back to my bed and Mikki crawls in
Mikki: Jarrin
Jarrin: What
Mikki: Just between us when are you going to fuck Luka
Jarrin: SHUT UP MIKKI