Introduction: This story is a parody for xianxias, and some litRPG, where our protagonist, B貌h茅 ch谩, faces no problems at all in his life controlled by the evil author... Is the author actually evil? (This is not a rhetorical question, I'm actually curious.) PS : this is only written as a method of wasting time, so don't expect me to upload regularly.Edit : removed the LitRPG and replaced it with Satire since that is more accurate....