xx49.07.17 | 19:22 | Still Thursday | [LIVE]


    Hello.


    Hello.


    Rainbow. Pink. Pink ... pinkness. Blue balloon.


    ...


    Okay, so just staring at something won''t make anything come up on the screen. What if I...


    ...


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    Okay, let''s try this again.


    I get up from my seat and walk across the room and pick up a small slim object five inches in length composed of plastic and black ink and—


    "Daniel! This stupid thing doesn''t know what a pen is!" I shout. My brother''s response isn''t worth writing down. Wow, this thing already knows me.


    [Session Paused]


    [Session Resumed After 221 Seconds]


    I''m holding a pen in my left hand. I sit down—


    RED BANANA MAUVE MUSHROOM COMMAND INPUT/EXECUTE SET T/S: LOW SET TENSE: PAST GREY BADGER PURPLE GIRAFFE


    I sat down and wrote:


    This is still really, really weird.


    "Hm. I guess it''s starting to work," I said.


    Okay, so this whole diary-of-my-brain thing seems to be starting to work now. I just wish I had something to write about, all that''s happening tonight is more monitoring duty. It''s morning in the Sparkling Islands. Did I just think that? I don''t even ... this is so weird. Well, anyway, time to sign off and go to the monitoring room. If I''m lucky I might even get to see an island.


    Hm. This thing doesn''t do sarcasm very well.


    I''ll write more later.


    Or think more later.


    You know what I mean.


    In any case, later.