maybe i don''t like lasers so much after all


    or maybe


    dunno


    like i got one working and it looks all sweet and dinky on #4 hulk drone so that''s cool i guess, and i mean sure it does some damage but yeah whatever bored of weapons already


    anyway sent him up to be all armoured and lasered around the biscuit warehouse. like why did I even hulk him up and now like ARM him with an actual WEAPON like what''s that about? that''s not what I''m about. what''s he gonna shoot, like if someone messes with him do I want him to actually take them out? murder drone.If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    yucky


    i mean people are gross but i don''t want to hurt them. i just want them to be somewhere i''m not. that''s all.


    why did i make a hulk laser murder drone. he won''t fit in with the other scamps. social outcast drone.


    oh no


    i have created in my own image


    to do:


    [ be sad and work ]


    be sad and tea


    be sad and be more sad and be just really sad