Hey i''m Ming Chen a average college student across the boards average looks grades etc. i have black hair black eyes im 5''8 but im in a great mood today want to know why (not really :) because im proposing to my girlfriend of 4 years emily now shes not average shes betufiul blond hair blue eyes 5''4 school idol i dont know what she sees in an average joe like me (neither do i).so i am fumbling around in my pocket for my keys to my door when i hair moaning coming from my room so i open it slow all ninja like. you know cuz im a naruto fanboy to see her screwing my bestfriend ted now i''d do what any normal college student would do. pound my chest and say hulk smash! oh and did i forget to mention my rooms on the 5th floor well doesnt really matter. anyways so i take them both out the window with me i wont die you know cuz im a cat. butt life sucks and a i got struck by a lighning bolt and got disentigrated into nothing. man i wasted my moeny...Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author.