Introduction: Born with glowing green eyes. Destined for rotten luck.Peasant girl Meya Hild was "given" the opportunity to become a Lady. At swordpoint. By mercenaries. Engaged to a dying nobleman. Poisoned with one month to live. Tasked to loot a castle. In a kingdom running out of resources.Little did Meya know this shenanigan would lead her across land and over sea, from a mountain made of sapphire to an island shrouded in silver spiral clouds, with masquerades, heists, kidnappings, shipwrecks, alchemy, romance, and an unexpected "bump" along the way.Let the misery begin....